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Very wise Johnny JR

Taskmaster s17e05 spoilers

#i like that he followed this up by only giving him 4 points on the task #can’t completely reward the pandering #also i feel like greg has noted his extremely strategic approach and is now grading on a curve #i still think he’ll win the season tho

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being annoying to kim sucks so bad but is so funny

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the skinwalker ranch front gate has an alien with a biohazard symbol on it. they have a security monitoring system they call SATAN (it's some kind of acronym don't ask me what) their 'command center' has green lights under the desk and computer desktop backgrounds of the biohazard symbol. how do they expect anyone to take them seriously.

#skinwalker ranch

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The Skinwalker Ranch docuseries is incredible. It's just a bunch of nerds freaking out every episode about data. The music makes it seem so serious too. It's incredible. I go back and forth between believing what they're selling and shaking my head at it all

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Dude this skinwalker ranch show is fucking dumb as hell.

"This thing has a halo around it!!" Bro you're looking at jpeg artifacts around a bird in the background of a cheap video camera image.

I must watch more.

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the secret of skinwalker ranch is a history channel paranormal investigation show. skinwalker ranch is a place in utah that used to be a working cattle ranch, but has a history of weird shit happening - a high concentration of ufo sightings and cattle mutilations. these days i think it's just a place that's in the business of being a weird place. it's owned by a rich businessman who appears on the show to warn everyone to be careful and occasionally do a product placement bit for some kind of biomonitoring device that the cast is filmed putting on but never really comes up again. but the cast, oh my god, i could not imagine a group with less credibility. they've got a couple scientists. one of them is labeled as an astrophysicist, the other one is just 'scientist.' what's his background? who knows! but the absolute biggest tool on the cast is the security guard, a guy who's nicknamed himself 'dragon' and frequently totes a shotgun around. a lot of what they seem to be finding is radiation (one of the scientists actually gets radiation burns after opening an old septic tank - everyone is extremely concerned about the physical danger but there's never a mention of putting on protective gear or anything more than a brief mention of this location being in the wind path of the nevada nuclear bomb tests that happened back in the 50s. anyway.) what's dragon gonna do, shoot the radiation dead? i went to imdb and half the reviews are hating on this guy, that's how instantly hatable he is. 10/10 hatewatching experience

hey who wants some posts about a reality show i'm hatewatching

#wow that got long #oh they also got footage of a ufo (???) on camera #i think the whole cast is mormon #i can't believe there are 5 seasons and i'm still on 1 #will i make it to the end

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hey who wants some posts about a reality show i'm hatewatching

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#i'll take the tattoos

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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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how i feel giffing a show that doesn't have a big audience on this website

#making my thaumaturge posts for the literal 3 people who enjoy them

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is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

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Played in ‘22: KENTUCKY ROUTE ZERO (2013-2020) dev. Cardboard Computer

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