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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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hot pot restaurants in your area want you to know: you too can be the Neil Armstrong of not pissing on the floor

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#video

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last toshiro for today

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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It is a well-established fact that Catholic priests are irresistible to vampires due to the innate allure of the dangerous and the forbidden. They're virgins, they're all inside churches, they're covered in crosses, pockets stuffed with all manner of crucifixes, holy water, communion wafers, sacred oils, etc. They keep their necks covered like demure Victorian ladies………

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WASHINGTON: Support needed for solidarity encampment april 30th

if youre in the olympia area or can get there, the evergreen state college's gaza solidarity encampment is having a rally at 11am, april 30th. the police have threatened to sweep multiple times, but the camp has negotiated for extensions. the next extension was made for 24 hours, approximately 5pm, april 30th.

the camp's main demand is for the school to divest from boeing and caterpillar inc., companies that profit from war on palestine and do direct harm. the cooper point journal (evergreen's student paper) has been reporting on the encampment and theyre who i trust most on info about this.

website: cooperpointjournal.com

instagram: @/yourcpj

please show up to the evergreen state college red square (address: Red Square, Olympia, WA 98505 || 2700 Evergreen Pkwy NW, Olympia, WA 98505) and support the encampment, support their demands, show support for palestine.

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

#video

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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Me over the last day: Obsessed with these Art Nouveau beaded chandeliers that use long rods of glass to catch and distribute light in amazing ways

"Where do you get your ideas?" people ask. Well let me tell you. The ideas mug me in alleyways and sleep on my stoop. I'm on as much ADHD medication as won't make my heart go a million miles an hour. GETTING ideas isn't hard. It's making them stand still long enough to be useful that's the hard part.

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BEST THING IN THE EXHIBIT

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Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

#video

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation