Genre: Established Relationship / Light Angst / Fluff
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Synopsis: After two years of being sworn enemies (and 42,000 words of shenanigans), you and Jungkook had finally begun dating. As it turned out though, dating wasn’t any easier than coming up with the perfect witty retort to wipe the smirk from his face. When you came to the first Big Decision of the relationship, it was honestly anyone’s guess as to how things would go.
Warnings: handcuffs (male + female), oral (male + female), very explicit dirty talk, degradation, semi-public making out, spanking, condom-less sex, cum play, things get soft (except Jungkook’s dick). Seokjin randomly procures invitations to formal events; no one really knows how.
Word Count: 15,790
Author’s Note: In order for this to make the most sense, I would recommend reading The Art of War More first! Thank you :)
what if little Red wants to get eaten by the big bad wolves?
pairing: rapline x reader
genre: smut, pwp, humor
words: 8k
contains: werewolf au, college au, massive 🍆s, knotting, oral (f & m), dirty talk, too much talk about bulges, a bit of a breeding kink, double penetration, humor, it’s me so they’re still kinda sweet, not actually a fairytale au
a/n: my brain decided it was time to (temporarily) throw all plot out the window & indulge in some pure filth. i have no excuses. enjoy!!
Whoever invented sweatpants, specifically the light grey ones (Emile Camuset), can fuck right off. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Fuck right off. Because if it weren’t for him, you wouldn’t be sitting here under your best friend’s arm, trying your best not to stare at the bulge that seems determined to steal your attention.
Taehyung x reader | 18+ | two shot | lifeguard au | smut | swearing
Word: 6.4k
Ending up at a nude beach was not exactly where you thought you’d flee to after just being dumped by your long term boyfriend, but the fine as wine lifeguard is there to help you forget all about him.
Part of the Bangtan Boardwalk collab: Hot Boy Summer
Part one: Empty Promises
You cross the street, eyes focused ahead of you rather than on the screaming people behind you as you reach the pathway towards the beach, the screams of another group of people being lifted into the air because of a ride they’re on can be heard. The fair, a place you once loved with all your heart has become a place you never want to see again, and this happened all within a day. Following the wooden path, you’re alone as you make your way down towards the shores.
About an hour ago, you found your boyfriend of four years has been cheating on you. He brings you to the fair for you fourth year anniversary, only to be distant and wanting to break up an hour into the date. Closer to the end of the date you find him winning a prize you thought was for you, only to be given to the girl working the booth. There’s his lover he’s been seeing. At the fair. Everything after that was hushed words and him leaving with her in tow.
Now you’re walking along the shore where people still occupy the area in the late afternoon sky. There’s too many people here to have a breakdown, so you head right, walking further away from the groups. However, no matter how far you walk, there’s still people enjoying the fading sun. And so you walk and walk, hugging yourself as a cool breeze hits you and sends shivers throughout your body. However, as you head further away from the main entrance, you’re met with a hill blocking you from heading further down.
summary; The occasional dark horse candidate among Barbie movie binges— Jungkook gets weirdly horny and fucks you to the tune of a classic Barbie movie soundtrack.
warnings; fingering, blowjobs, tit play, praise kink, standing sex, unprotected sex, reverse cowgirl kinda idk lol, daddy kink that morphs into i love u kink
tags; jk is an avid history channel viewer, jk hates Barbie movies ik we took an L today girls 😔, jk goes thru like 4 personality changes (commanding > soft > mean > in love), honestly idk what to tag it’s a mess, he’s still cheesy and romantic but also 👀 just read
word count; 9.8k
notes; there is no rest for the wicked, aka miss 1kook writes another part for this fic i swore wasn’t gonna be a series except this time we ditch the gentlemen persona and go into maximum overdrive. its not proofread bc i wrote this entire thing at 4 am last night after inhaled a whole bucket of spicy popcorn
[ part 1 ; netflix & chill ]
[ part 2 ; hulu & wohoo ]
summary If you planned things right, you could rain down your raging displeasure on Jeon Jungkook right after the meal but before this proposed ‘Netflix and chilling,’ maybe dramatically throw your glass of wine at him, before storming out of his place and reporting him to the authorities (Namjoon) for his douchebag personality.
warnings grinding, 2 seconds of sub kook, oral (f), cum eating, vanilla but [ passionate ], unprotected sex, dirty talk
tags use of the oldest trick in the book (“your hands are sooo big”), shy oblivious AND gentleman jk? pick a struggle, brief ment of app developer kook, evil and conniving oc
wc 10.2k !! wow!!
will I ever write a serious jk fic? NO. this entire thing was based off this pic of jungkook which i’ve said before that i would print out in sepia filter and crumple and stuff in a drawer n then tell my kids 35 years from now was a long lost lover i met on a cruise to the bahamas and never saw again
ty to mia more @daechwlta for being there during my brief crisis over this fic 🥺