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Gnarly Head
Varietal: Zin(fandel?)
Judgements about the Bottle: Why is there a space between Gnarly and Head? The tree on the label looks like it was lifted from the illustration of the Whomping Willow.
Times the word "Gnarly" appears on the label: eight (8)
Color: Red, like the luscious pubes of a Titian model
Legs: nonexistant, because I drank it out of a candle holder I got at Pottery Barn and use as a glass.
Tasting notes:
Buttery and acidic, like a druid and her Apollo.
Paired with Havarti cheese. Makes the cheese taste less like cheese and more like wine.
Things I am Supposed to Taste According to the Marketers: Licorice, plum, pepper, and vanilla.
Things I Taste: Wine. The burn of alcohol.
Selling point: Goes with spicy shit. Like the chips and salsa I had for dinner.
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