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6'8" woman with big glasses im sitting next to on the couch watching two cartoon women appear on screen: i think they should fuck epic schnarsty style

me (trying not to go unconscious by death gripping my nintendo 3DS XL so hard the screen starts flickering): how much do yuo think you coulgd kiss me. with tognue.

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the ultimate dutch meme is zakje van de albert heijn, which fortunately is in english so it can be shared in all its glory with the rest of the world. all you need to know is that albert heijn is one of the most prolific supermarket chains to enjoy this lovely piece of dutch cultural history and also the reason they don’t let customers weigh the produce anymore

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i think if bruce saw clark deliver this line it would awaken shrimp emotions in him

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r/jigsaw in the saw universe must be crazy. random teenagers pitching their ideas for traps. theories about what happened to lawrence gordon. posts like “i want to make my own short film about my original trap, will john kramer trap me for this.” assholes getting dogpiled over “how do i get john kramer to trap my coworker.” people condemning the whole subreddit for being in bad taste. adam on his alt adding fuel to the fire. it would be a shitshow. i need a fic immediately.

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this is how the cold war ended

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tags that make you hear air raid sirens in your activity

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

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explain that you desire them sexually

wdym you're asexual

YOU are Aromantic!

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@dr4gonsl4y q

pro tip

ur friends don't hate you

nobody is secretly mad at you

you have anxiety and that's ok you are loved

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I love both the original idea of the Backrooms and the new idea of the backrooms.

I love how in the original idea, it was just you in this vast maze of yellow walls, seemingly neverending, empty, only you, ans you're uncertain if that's comforting or utterly tertifying.

But I also love the oddities of the new idea, the creatures, the danger, the exploration, the mystery, a whole new realm where things just never make sense.

I love the Backrooms

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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YOUNG WOMAN - Actually, detective, I'm a woman.

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - She says it so insistently, as if arguing with you. You may have upset her.

COMPOSURE [Formidable: Failure] - You feel a pit in your stomach. You did something wrong, but you don't know what.

LOGIC [Trivial: Success] - Her way of dressing, the feminine name, yet deep voice - it should have been clear to you sooner. She's transgender.

ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Formidable: Success] - Almost imperceptible, the lieutenant anxiously twitches his eyebrow.

DAMAGED MORALE - 1

Transgender? What's that?

This doesn't have any bearing on the investigation.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - A transgender person is someone who does not identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. Oftentimes they will dress conforming to their desired gender roles, change their names, and seek medical intervention to, "transition."

Gender is rather bourgeois, anyway.

Why would any proud Revacholian discard their masculinity?

Changing your gender? That sounds like quite the hustle. Maybe we can learn a thing or two from this woman.

That's cool. I have no opinion on this one way or another.

RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Just as Mazov dared to challenge the established order of capitalism, so too do others challenge the order of things such as sex and gender.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN. WHO CARES IF SHE USED TO BE A MAN? HAVE SEX WITH HER NOW! ITS WHAT A REAL MAN WOULD DO!

EMPATHY - [Trivial: Success] - Don't do that. It's clear now, you upset her for accidentally calling her a man. Just apologize.

COMPOSURE [Medium: Failure] - Profusely.

ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It's important to be a good ally.

DRAMA [Medium: Success] - Make a real show of it, sire!

"Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry."

"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'll leave you alone forever now."

"I haven't been a good representative of the RCM. We're here to help the people of Martinaise, no matter their identity. I'm sorry to have let you down."

[Drama - Legendary 14] Try and come up with an elaborate, heartfelt apology in the style of the turn of the century thespians.

HIGH 83% +1 Found testosterone ampoule on nightstand. +1 Homo-Sexual Underground. +1 Read about the turn of the century thespians. -1 Recovered your gun. -1 Masculinity challenged. This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.

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CHECK FAILURE

YOU - You try and come up with the words to convey your apology to the young woman, but you come up blank. It's hard to fit, "transgender" into iambic pentameter, as it turns out.

DRAMA - I'm sorry, sire. I have failed you.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective? You've been standing there for a whole minute. Are you okay?"

ESPIRIT DE CORPS - Shit, the lieutenant is onto us. We have to say something soon, or we could lose him.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Success] - Don't worry, we can still salvage this. Anyone have any ideas?

VOLITION [Heroic: Failure] - Let me handle this.

You - "I'm so sorry, I'm so fucking sorry. I'm such a fucking failure. Do you want me to kill myself?"

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!