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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#12 to be safe #i really can’t remember them all

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#i wanna write a long fix it fic for this

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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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👠👠👠

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#crop top and booty shorts

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.

FT my cat. His name is Mischief

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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers

#dry red wine #and i mean very dry #you take a sip and the moisture leaves your mouth and it’s like drinking leather #that’s how dry i love my wine

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new uquiz omg. what kind of warmth are you? been working on this forever pls take it <3

#holding your hand #this was really sweet

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Good omens series 3 sneak peek

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️