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FIELD GUIDE TO THE FROGS OF JAPER COUNTY
This is a collection of single page gag comics about frogs in the form of a field guide. Released in the spring of 2023. 12 pages. 5.5 X 8.5 in. Blue ink on green copy paper cover. Blue ink on white copy paper for the interior pages. Risograph printed.
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just look at this little guy
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The Bic Lighter dispenser is necessary
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moving to a new house, here's a list of all the decor my girlfriend has said no to so far
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Freaky Zekey - "I'm Poppin'"
Stone Cold Steve Austin Theme
Sum 41 - "Fat Lip"
Phunk Junkeez - "I Love It Loud"
Ol' Dirty Bastard - "Pop Shit (feat. Pharrell)
Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon - "My Dick (feat. Andre Legacy)"
Britney Spears - "If U Seek Amy"
Lil Soldiers - "Where Da Lil Soldiers At?"
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submit yourself to the teddy bear rocker
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🎵 Don’t act like it’s a bad thing, that the passage of time is - unrelenting and brutal, cause you can still spend it with me 🎵
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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Panther in the rain.
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I NEEEED IT‼️
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dinosaur vest originally from walmart?
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Nooo, where’s the funny man who like coffee and pie 🙁
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Realms of Arkania: Star Trail/Jagged Alliance
"Twin Peaks" (PC Gamer #16, Sept. 1995)
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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Kurt & Kim, 1991
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