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i fucking hate what the internet has done to my sense of humor. i won't laugh at most real jokes but an image like this has me in literal tears

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Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler

#my goodness the wrinkler.......

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

#saving for later because i miss exploring the internet beyond social media

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#40 +20 = 60 #8 +7 = 15 #60 + 15 = 75 #i actually love math ngl

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

#oh no.... its me....

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Bad Content #38

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David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

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wolf & bunny: a love story

#this is good. i like this #art #comics

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big bird

#art #tloz #kass

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Please meet… ✨✨🤡Baby Bingo!!! 🤡✨✨

(her nose is so squeaky ❤️)

#i love her..... #plushies

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.