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my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

#zagreus/scherzo

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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

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No wonder the Doctor always outwits you.

#unbalanced is gallifreyan for gay huh #<- prev

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torture the bisexual brunette man some more

#this is too good #eu

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2.06: Reset.

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WHO SUFFERED MORE

#so real

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#scherzo

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The Doctor, watching his pyromaniac lesbian surrogate daughter get thirsty af for her girl of the week upon learning that she shares her love of explosives: Ace we're here for a reason

Ace: I'M GONNA CLIMB HER LIKE A TREE THAT IS MY REASON FOR BEING HERE NOW

#Dr: Ace…. Ace stop trying to hook up with pyromaniacs I’m in the middle of my 90th existential crisis of the week here

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many people have asked before, if the doctor wants to be a ginger so badly, then why don’t they just dye their hair? what they do not realize is that the doctor is physically incapable of walking down a grocery store aisle without being taken hostage by renegade judoon and could never even get around to bleaching their hair before it’s revealed that there’s actually a megacorporation harvesting hair color to turn into a sentient superweapon they want to fire at the sun to turn it green or some shit. and all that’s just assuming that they actually manage to pilot the TARDIS somewhere near a convenience store and not the spider annihilator military barracks of the glanratraxielistanbul system 200 million years in the future

#see I was picturing a more Howls Moving Castle hair situation #can time lords turn into slime

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#prev your mind #also six because she’d bully him

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Endless Leela VS The Time War Gifs 5/?

#Leela #😭😭😭

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he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

#PREV #THE EIGHTH DOCTOR

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i had a vision

#no no continue

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every time someone's like 'wow who is doing it like (new who companion)?!?!' the answer is always charley pollard

#so real #Charley Pollard

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On this day in 1996, Paul was announced as the Eighth Doctor!

#quick question: did they ever NOT do paul mcgann dirty with his hair #Big Finish bts pics excepted i guess #Paul McGann

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‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

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#rose is dead accurate. socialist queen. #nine