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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#outer wilds!!! >::( #also that one arc from JJBA. #but mostly outer wilds bc everyone compares the jojo ep to groundhog day and i don’t know how many of the derivative elements were The Ones #I Really Liked or not

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#2 is leading by .4 percent ATM

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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime

#that’s as many as four fours! and that’s terrible.

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spongebob pantyshot

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i'll have what i'm having

#soooooooo cute!

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#does it count as a fandom name if its from hit 19somethings movie Willard? #but anyways yeah self-titled friend style #…..that was barely coherent. friends have self-titled themselves after various rats and stuff #personally i tried for like a year before changing it bc it was too close to a name from notmyculture #(but it was an old doctor who thing. i don’t think xanxia was supposed to be asian even. STILL though i didn’t trust that shit and i ended #up not trusting myself name-wise so i took a couple of the phonymes and created the abomination that i have today) #nowadays i just cant fuckin stand thinking about taking a fiction name #if i hear about someone else sharing a PART of my name i get the urge to kill them with a rock #having to share with a fandomeer would be hell

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

#something something vriska serket something something anyways relatable af lmao #oppa relate style

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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(dungeon meshi spoilers) to be honest though monsterfuckers have soured the falin reveal for me in general

#you first reaction being ‘oooo step on me’ KINDA FUCKING UNDERMINES THE WHOLE POINT OF IT #like. sentience in that form aside. #she didn’t choose it its 85% not-actually-HER (which fine fuck a dragon idc its still a different character mostly) #she…doesn’t have bodily autonomy even if you DO consider her a coherent single character? #(not exactly sure people think about the implications of setting her up with sorcerer marcie…) #ALSO WHY DO YOU INCORRIGIBLE IDIOTS ALWAYS GIVE THE COCK TO THE GIANT MONSTER. EVEN IF THE DRAGON WAS MALE SHE SHOULD HAVE A CLOACA. GOD #I’M SICK TO DEATH OF HUGE MONSTER COCKS ALREADY JESUS #MAYBE CONSIDER WHY GIVING HER THE PENIS IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND NOT MARCILLE IS IMPLYING RE: GENDER #what. not why #theres a lot of typos here honestly

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-people are apparently finding the chest reveal comedic

#like i cant even complain its been years since i read those parts of the manga #but #?!?!?!?!? #anyways i’m still on my ‘i wish it never got an anime’ bandwagon #not for matters of quality or anything i literally am not allowed to judge (havent seen it) but just #god i hate the thing becoming ANIME popularized #not as bad as chainsaw man though thats for fucking sure jfc….

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#i didnt just HEAR there was lesbians!!!!! THE FUCKIN BATH SCENE JUST RELEASED IN THE MANGA! if i remember correctly #also like the whole context and hype *aside* from the bath scene #i wouldn’t *just* read something because there was f/f fanservice (i say nudging chainsaw man under a convenient rock) #(ok admittedly i also read CSM bc it was compared with dorohedoro lol)

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