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The tired tactic tried to call J6 insurrectionists 'antifa' when it was MAGA the entire time.

Support the students and faculty.

#current events #free palestine

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#current events #free palestine

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Well what the fuck now

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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Genius takes many forms 🐈🎹🔊

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

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Opinion: The Arizona Republican Party just elected indicted Sen. Jake Hoffman and expelled Rep. Liz Harris to represent Arizona on the RNC. Could this party get any more nutso?

The Arizona Republican Party on Saturday sent a flat out, full-throated, flabbergasting message to the voters of this great state.

We be crazy, they proclaimed.

Party officials, during their state convention, elected none other than indicted Sen. Jake Hoffman and expelled Rep. Liz Harris to represent Arizona on the Republican National Committee.

This, then, is what the once-Grand Old Party is here in the year of our Lord 20SomebodyWakeMeUpWhenThisNightmareIsOver24.

Liz Harris' 'election fraud' was laughable

#current events

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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perfect boy .

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you know if you don't like the extra fees they tack onto delivery apps you could always. idk. call the restaurant yourself (or even check their website to see if they have a direct online ordering portal)

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.