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How gay porn saved me from God

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I need to know where to find that angel p*rno with that bomb ass 80’s song

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Why do men love it so much when you’re rude to them?

#No rizz. just call them a bitch

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And that’s my bitch over the—What do you mean that’s your man?

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Where my stocky baddies at? Your broad girl only sees little shoulders on here and I WANNA SEE THE PRETTY BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE MEEE

#Im so glad this doesn’t make me insecure anymore lol

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People on insta are such fucking assholes GOD.

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You blew your nose? How does one manage that

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Dumber than a bowl of oatmeal

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Okay I’m still a fan of the groom (gender neutral) tugging off the bride’s (gender neutral) garter with their teeth.

#I promise I don’t have a leg fetish

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Me n him

#there is no #him #im photo dumping

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I feel so disconnected from everyone and everything. How am I supposed to be happy in a place I so clearly don't belong

#It do feel like that sometimes #and then I’m like #is it because I was never gonna fit in or because of how I was raised #It is what it is

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Pissing me off all by yourself sweetie?

#‘punt’

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Pinching his face and calling him a special boy like his mother would except I ride him and he cries (in a good way) <3

#This isn’t me this is a character alr

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What an interesting yogurt ad

#Not oikos #Is this like the British version or something #oykos

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THE HOUSE BUNNY (2008) dir. Fred Wolf

#This would be pull me not even gonna lie

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Lets not forget hairy titties