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Gillian Foster (Lie to me, 2009-2011)

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Sabrina: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Zelda: I’m a knife.

Father Blackwood: She’s a little spoon.

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Red dress?

Girl squad dressed in black?

Power walk?

You must be a spellman

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Faustus: Zelda, you're like an angel with no wings.

Zelda: So... like a person?

#incorrect caos #zelda spellman #caos #faustus blackwood #incorrect spellwood #faustus and zelda #spellwood #zelda and faustus #father blackwood

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Sabrina: Oh my God, Aunt Zelda! The party is around the block, I'll only be gone for two hours.

Zelda: That is two hours you could spend studying.

Sabrina: I have been studying all weekend! No friends, no phone, just me alone with books! I feel like Aunt Hilda.

Hilda: You're never alone when you have books, Sabrina.

Sabrina: Really? That's what you want me to turn into, Aunt Z?

#spellman family #incorrect caos #caos #zelda spellman #sabrina spellman #hilda spellman

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Hilda: All your warnings about me getting involved with inappropriate men and you're doing the exact same thing!

Zelda: Oh, it's not the same thing.

Hilda: It's the exact same!

Zelda: No, it's not. You and Cerberus are in a relationship.

Hilda: And you and Father Blackwood are in what?

Zelda: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.

#spellwood #incorrect spellwood #caos #incorrect caos #zelda spellman #faustus blackwood #hilda spellman #father blackwood #zelda and faustus #faustus and zelda #zelda and hilda #hilda and zelda

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It is way too early for this. I haven't even had my first cup of vodka, today.

Zelda Spellman

#incorrect caos #zelda spellman #aunt zelda #caos

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Zelda: Is that all you have to say to me, Faustus? That's how you apologize?

Faustus: What? What did I do?

Zelda: What do you care? Whatever, I'm so over it.

Faustus: Over what?

Zelda: IT!

#how spellwood argues #spellwood #incorrect spellwood #caos #incorrect caos #zelda spellman #faustus blackwood #faustus and zelda #father blackwood #zelda and faustus

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Zelda: [freaking out about becoming Sabrina's guarian] What am I going to do with her all day? Keep her in my house?

Zelda: Where I live??

#zelda spellman #incorrect caos #caos #sabrina spellman

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Zelda: Now, when you search up "Zelda Spellman," I come up first. Not the Zelda Spellman that electrocuted all those horses in 1924.

Faustus: Zelda, that was you.

#zelda spellman #faustus blackwood #incorrect caos #zelda and faustus #spellwood #faustus and zelda #caos #incorrect spellwood #father blackwood

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[when Hilda finally loses her V card]

Dr. Cee: Nervous, Hilda?

Hilda: Yes, very.

Dr. Cee: Is it your first time?

Hilda: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

#cerberman #spellberman #aunt hilda #hilda spellman #incorrect caos #caos #dr cee #dr cerberus

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[at Dr. Cerberus']

Hilda: Harvey, do you want anything, love?

Harvey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things!

Harvey: I want to be with the girl I love! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!

Hilda: ...We have red bagels?

Harvey: ...Okay.

#hilda spellman #dr cerberus #greendale #caos #incorrect caos #harvey kinkle #harvina

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Sabrina: My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside.

Zelda: That's just something ugly people say.

#sabrina spellman #caos #incorrect caos #zelda spellman #aunt zelda

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Sabrina: Aunt Zelda? Harvey has something he'd like to say to you.

Harvey: Ms. Spellman, I'm sorry for taking your niece's virginity.

Sabrina: And I'm sorry for letting him take it.

Zelda: [pours a drink]

#incorrect caos #caos #zelda spellman #sabrina spellman #aunt zelda #harvey kinkle #sabrina and harvey #harvey and sabrina #harvina

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Sabrina: [to Zelda and Faustus] Okay, so you've each won a round and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So, everybody goes home a winner.

Zelda: [to Faustus] Best out of three?

Faustus: That's what I'm thinking.

Sabrina: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

#incorrect caos #zelda spellman #incorrect spellwood #faustus blackwood #coas #sabrina spellman #spellwood #faustus and zelda #father blackwood #zelda and faustus #aunt zelda

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Sabrina: I didn't realize that Aunt Z used the basement for storage.

Hilda: She has, on occasion. When she wants to keep something out of sight and mind.

Hilda: ...Me, for example.

#incorrect caos #caos #sabrina spellman #zelda spellman #aunt zelda #hilda spellman #aunt hilda #hilda and zelda #zelda and hilda #hilda and sabrina #sabrina and hilda

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