#incorrect caos

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?

Lilith: What did Zelda say?

Sabrina: She said no.

Lilith: So why are you asking me

Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.

Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-

#the chilling tales of sabrina #zelda x lilith #incorrect madam spellman #miranda otto #zelda spellman #michelle gomez #incorrect quotes #sabrina netflix #hilda spellman #lucy davis #incorrect sabrina #sabrina the teenage witch #kiernan shipka #sabrina spellman #the chilling adventures of sabrina #always a madam spellman shipper sorry about it #incorrect caos

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

“Oh, and if I could perhaps find someone to explain my apparently mystical amnesia. As well as the occult paraphernalia suddenly spread throughout my home. And the bloodstain. On the rug by the hearth. For some reason, the stain is what unsettles me most.”

#Chilling Adventures of Sabrina #Michelle Gomez #Kiernan Shipka #Mary Wardwell #(partially) #incorrect caos #please someone protect her #(not you sabrina you're banned from proximity) #The degree to which she's not fine... #that little smile towards her lap and then straightening herself quickly #to casually suggest she might consider the difficulty of therapy #rather than keeping on with this daily waking Hell #(and nightly returning) #It's been a while since I did a sequential fiddly set like this #mapping to mouth movements and such #Then there's the one with Mary and Agatha at the door #and the AfM AU (bad ending) one with Mary and Lilith #I wonder if I should be a masochist some time and write the Bad Ending #Certainly Lilith thought about it enough times in AfM #and considered her contingency plans

[auntiezelda]

Hilda: What do we say when life disappoints us? Zelda: Called it! Hilda: No.

#incorrect caos #i'm bored and thought this was funny

[aprill-99]

Cassian: “They call me coffee because I grind so fine.”

Rhys: “They call me coffee because I keep you up past 3 AM.”

Azriel: “They call me coffee because no one actually enjoys me without changing some key element of my essential nature.”

Rhys: “……”

Cassian: “……..”

Rhys: *gently* “Buddy……”

#incorrect quotes #a court of thorns and roses #acotar #incorrect acotar quotes #bat boys #that’s how you tag those three disasters when they’re a group right? idk I’m new here #cassian acotar #rhysand #azriel #source unknown #does anyone else happen to picture Gavin Leatherwood as Rhys? Thats been in my head since I started reading these #I happened to watch CAOS at the same time as I started reading ACOTAR in an effort to actually relax this summer and it’s had odd results

[gillianxmargo]

Lilith: what is up with this neighborhood?! some van just pulled up and these creepy characters are getting out!

Hilda: that is a school bus Lilith, and those are children, my love.

Lilith: well i don't like the way they're looking at me

#madam satan #madam spellman #zelda spellman #michelle gomez #caos icons #incorrect quotes #miranda otto #inspired by desperate housewives #mary wardwell #hilda spellman #lucy davis #spellmansisters #weirderwitches #hilda and her sister in law

[gerrysherry]

Chris claremont: I'm her to queer code characters or to give them realistic war related backstories but I'm out of war related backstories so everyone is kinda bi now especially the war survivors

#chris claremont #incorrect quotes #bisexuality #thinking of #Magneto #rachel summers #xian coy mahn #xuan cao manh #but many such cases

[incorrectbldrama]

Zhang Chengling: 🥺

Wen Kexing: oh dear, my little son. 🥺

Cao weining: 🥺

Wen Kexing: listen here you fucking donkey, if you don't get away from a-xia... Mfmfmfm *gets dragged away by zishu*

#danmei incorrect quotes #wen kexing #word of honor #zhang chengling #cao weining #zhou zishu

[addiemilfgomery]

zelda: (hesitates) madam satan.

lilith: well, i gotta admit, you surprised me tonight. i didn't know a little witch like you could pull that off (chuckles evilly).

zelda: yeah, well you- you look- you walk like a- (pauses) marry me.

lilith:

zelda:

lilith: ...yes.

#incorrect madam spellman #zelda spellman #lilith #madam satan #caos #miranda otto #michelle gomez #the nanny #the producers episode

[caosincorrectquotes]

hilda: have you ever had sex before?

lilith: oh yeah, I get fucked all the time.

hilda: really?

lilith: yep. by life, death, fate, god, your sister...

#this was in my drafts #bon ap #caos incorrect quotes #madam spellman #i miss u fuckers

[ilivefordarcy]

charlie: Good morning. nick: Good morning. aled: Good morning. tao: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. elle: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

#this is my fav so far #heartstopper #heartstopper incorrect quotes #tao xu #elle argent #nick nelson #charlie spring #aled last #oseman verse #caos

[incorrectmadamspellman]

[finding a dead body]

Sabrina: How long do you think he has been down there?

Ambrose: *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*

Ambrose: I'd say May of 1985.

Sabrina: You can tell by tasting it?

Ambrose: No, the date of the newspaper next to him.

Sabrina: Then why did you lick him?!?

Ambrose: How often do you get to taste a mummy?

#the chilling tales of sabrina #zelda x lilith #incorrect madam spellman #miranda otto #zelda spellman #michelle gomez #incorrect quotes #sabrina netflix #hilda spellman #lucy davis #ambrose spellman #incorrect sabrina #sabrina spellman #incorrect caos #zelda caos #caos season 3 #caostalgia

[uncorrectintamed]

Gu Xiang: Yesterday, I accidentally stabbed Cao Weining in the leg with a pin and couldn't decide whether to say "I'm so fucking sorry" or "Are you okay?"

Gu Xiang: So I panicked and yelled "Are you fucking sorry?"

Gu Xiang: He's still crying in his room.

#word of honor #faraway wanderers #gu xiang #cao weining #incorrect quotes

[houselamentation]

(Visiting the Celestial Realm)

MC: Unholy shit! Everything is so colorful and- I'm sorry. I'm used to the Devildom. Do you guys say "holy shit" here? Oh, shit, am I even allowed to use the word "holy?"

Simeon: (covering Luke's ears) You are really worried about the wrong word here.

#i think a lot of demons talk like the witches of caos #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes

[incorrectnewmutants]

Xuân: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything? Sam: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Xuân: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you Sam: But I heard a siren Xuân: That was Roberto Roberto: Sorry, I got nervous

#new mutants #new mutants quotes #mạnh cao xuân #karma #sam guthrie #cannonball #roberto da costa #sunspot #source: modern family? modified by tumblr incorrect quotes i guess #hi i remembered this blog exists bc me and my friend have been acting so neurotypical (lie) abt new mutants #went back and fixed xuân's name in old posts also btw

[cr--books]

Zelda Spellman Masterlist

Smut

Angst

Fluff

Agere

Drabbles

Incorrect quotes

#zelda x reader #zelda spellman x reader #incorrect quotes #reading #masterlist #smut #angst #fluff #drabbles #CAOS

[misspermitted]

Continuation of my obsession with WOH, my fav memes pt 1

Zhou Zishu: I hate violence

Cao Weining: Yeah same

Zhou Zishu: It’s so messy

Cao Weining: Yeah s- wait what

Zhou Zishu: And inconvenient

This is funny until you realise he was pushing Wen Kexing away so he didn’t hurt Wen with his death haha laugh through the pain

This scene is so unhinged tho!!!

Zhou Zishu: Hey I wanna slaughter these people with no provocation because they irritated me two years ago

Wen Kexing: Sounds like meaningless violence im in

You sure this is incorrect op?

Wen Kexing: Both. Both is good.

I’m not a character alignment gal but this one

Also this one

Scorpion King my beloved get therapy

Don’t worry Wen you are 🤍

What do you mean this dialogue didn’t happen? (Legit the most canon compliant incorrect quote. It’s exactly the right amount of sexual innuendo but technically not)

#woh #word of honour #cao weining #zhou Zishu #woh memes #wenzhou #wen kexing #xie wang