theofficialuriel

[theofficialuriel]

yoo jonghyuk is actually so me because if I found out my sacrificial situationship saw me as nothing more than a character in a book come to life, I too would throw a hissy fit and try to kill them

#like imagine someone told you that they followed your traumas through a novel of which you are the protagonist #which implies that they only gave you time of day to use you against future challenges #he had every right to file for divorce #and train shirtless in the home of angels #orv #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #yoo joonghyuk #omniscient reader spoilers #jongdok

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#united states #wtf

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when “I’ll sneeze on you” is an actual threat bc you got your spleen yoinked

#I feel like a lot of characters have the potential to have their spleen yoinked #kim dokja seems like the typa guy to lose his spleen #this post is about tim drake tho #how do you just lose a spleen #embarrassing #tim drake #red robin #tim drake’s spleen #dc comics #Batman #headcanon that he’s a serious germaphobe now #jason uses that threat constantly #batboys

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its actually VERY STRANGE that the 'you need me for the 46th scenerio' line actually works out for kdj. like that may be the single worst thing you could say to freshly regressed, 3rd round yoo joonghyuk. during the last round a prophet betrayed him during the 46th scenerio, made him a slave, caused his whole family to die, and lead to his presumably violent death, which happened LIKE AN HOUR AGO. you're invoking that image to make him trust you?? HAN SOOYOUNG YOU TOO??????? AND THEN YOO JOONGHYUK DOES???????

#yoohankim #theyre all insane #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #kim dokja #orv

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any time a minor inconvenience in my life occurs, I go into ao3 and find fics that mirror my situation to see what other people would do

#sometimes I can’t find fics so I just imagine my favorite characters in my shoes #I can’t use kim dokja because he’s literally me and we deal with our problems the same way #kim dokja #kim dokja fragment struggle is real 😞 #orv #omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fanfiction #ao3

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If anyone needs an unrequited love + hurt no comfort prompt, I just experienced some crazy stuff yall would like:

Person A has been in love with Person B since childhood. Person B gets into their first relationship. Person B, someone who previously had no skills in the kitchen, makes really good food for Person A. Upon being asked where they learned, they say their S/O taught them

#person a sufffers #prompts #writing prompts #unrequited love #hurt no comfort #childhood friends #tropes

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#kim dokja #orv

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…both struggle to answer the question of why someone would love them

the parallels between lee gilyoung and kim dokja haunt me. both abused as children, both forcibly removed from their parents, both abandoned by their relatives, both forced to kill to survive at a very young age, both struggle to feel empathy for those they kill because they view it as 'just a game/book'. both survived by becoming obsessed with and projecting onto a vague idolised figure who they view as their saviour........

#guys that quote abt Gilyoung haunts me to this day #when he burst into tears after he couldn’t think of a single reason why Dokja would love him 😭 #he’s my baby #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #lee gilyoung #kim dokja #omniscient reader

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

#this is so real #writing #writeblr

[theofficialuriel]

stephcass fandom open the door or in gonna throw rocks through your window

#stephcass #dc comics

[theofficialuriel]

Better version for the heewon fanart sketch

#jung heewon #loml #orv fanart

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This is why I read the reddit comments

#tumblr

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my beautiful princess

#orv fanart #yjh fanart #my eyes r blessed #he’s so pretty #orv #yoo jonghyuk

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

#guys I’m actually fucjing cackling #OH MY GOD 😭 #I haven’t been able to do anything but laugh for the last eight minutes #prev tags -> #doksoo core #so real #orv #tumblr

[theofficialuriel]

one of my favourite/most gut-wrenching quotes in orv. yeah dissociation really does that to you

[theofficialuriel]

was trying to angst about orv but then I remembered that several gods and goddesses participated in shipwar culture

#orv is so unserious #no other piece of media has ever had characters argue over ships #no other piece of media has ever had characters participate in the oscars and have to witness godly figures argue about #which of your friends you wanna fuck the hardest #ALL THE NEBULAS WERE SO INVESTED #what if I told you various gods of Olympus were the opening act #orv #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #lee gilyoung #shin yoosung #jongdok

[theofficialuriel]

ok han sooyoung

“I can fix him-“ Actually, I like that he’s broken. If he changed, he’d loose the reason I’m attracted to him. We are not the same.

#this is a conversation between dokja and sooyoung #doksoo #jongdok #yoohan #yoohankim #hsy #kdj #yjh #orv #omniscient readers viewpoint #omniscient reader