#danmei incorrect quotes

[incorrectbldrama]

Zishu: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Kexing: It's very naive how you think that death is going to be able to get you out of this relationship.

#danmei incorrect quotes #wen kexing #wenzhou #word of honor #zhou zishu

[qqgk-incorrect-quotes]

The examinees: Oh we think we can solve this! You Huo, pulling out a jar of kerosene and a lighter: Oh I can, too Examinees: No-

#global university entrance examination #guee #qqgk #quan qiu gao kao #global examination #guee incorrect quotes #qqgk incorrect quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator #main source: unknown #you huo #danmei #danmei incorrect quotes

[sluty-hanfu]

It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

#luo binghe #mobei jun #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #danmei #fanart #art #digital art #doodle #moje #bingqiu #shen yuan #moshang #svsss #漠北君 #洛冰河 #耽美 #incorrect quotes #but art

[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #taizi dianxia #san lang #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #hualian #incorrect quotes #mxtx #danmei #funny quotes #mxtx memes #incorrect tgcf

[shenjiuislife]

shen yuan: i have good news and bad news

shen jiu: bad news first

shen yuan: our son made a mess

shen jiu: .. we don't have a son

shen yuan, holding up luo binghe: so.. meet binghe..

#shen jiu #mxtx #svsss #danmei #incorrect quotes #shen yuan #shipping #shen yuan x shen jiu #jiuyuan #shencouple #luo binghe #he's so babygirl #lil doggo

[fanfictionroxs]

Mobei-Jun: *grunts*

Luo Binghe: Ok boomer

*cue confused icicle, offended hamster, giggling cucumber and proud protagonist*

#he learned it from his shizun #lbh is still not clear on the meaning but he understands the vibes you know? #incorrect quotes #svsss #svsss shitpost #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #moshang #bingqiu #mxtx #danmei #memes #crack #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[erivroom]

MDZS characters as things me and my best friend have messaged to each other

NHS: ugh i have eng literature homework

WWX: send it to me i can help

NHS: (photo sent of a giant super complicated english textbook page)

WWX:

WWX: 42. the answer is 42.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #wei wuxian #danmei #wwx #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #nie huaisang

[starry-stan-blog]

SVSSS Characters Stubbing Their Toe:

Shang Qinghua: *in tears* motherFUCKER

Shen Qingqiu: FUCK

Mobei Jun: *breaks whatever he bumped into through sheer force*

Luo Binghe: *breaks whatever he bumped into* *runs crying to sqq*

Yue Qingyuan: *winces, rubs the spot while groaning like an old man*

Liu Qingge: *gets so upset he breaks whatever he bumped into on purpose*

Mu Qingfang: *sighs, patches himself up*

Wei Qingwei: *sits on the ground & contemplates for a while*

Qi Qingqi: *scowls* *rubs the sore spot*

Ning Yingying in front of other people: *bursts into tears*

Ning Yingying on her own: *to herself* look here buddy I’ve had period pains worse than this

Liu Mingyan: *effortlessly continues like it never happened*

Ming Fan: *ugly cries*

#danmei #svsss #mxtx #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #mu qingfang #yue qingyuan #wei qingwei #qi qingqi #liu qingge #liu mingyan #ning yingying #ming fan #incorrect svsss #incorrect mxtx quotes #incorrect mxtx

[lucky-cat-13]

Zhou Zishu: If you see me drinking like I'm trying to die, I am. Mind your business.

#zhou zishu #word of honor #faraway wanderers #word of honor incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #danmei #source: tiktok

[alien-boy-ollie]

*Wei Wuxian talking to Wen Qing as therapy*

Wei Wuxian: "I just think...there has to be something wrong with me.." Wen Qing: "Oh wow, you finally noticed." *Sarcastically claps*

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx characters #mxtx novels #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #wen qing #the untamed #the founder of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism

[incorrectbldrama]

Yunlan: Hey baby, what you got there?

Shen wei: a knife.

Yunlan: to make us dinner?

Shen wei: *poorly hiding his injury and his pale complexion*

Yunlan: to make us dinner, right? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

#bl incorrect quotes #weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #zhao yunlan #gaurdian #shen wei

[qqgk-incorrect-quotes]

You Huo: sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, gazing into their eyes You Huo: and violently jerking their head till it snaps Qin Jiu: that took an unexpected turn Chu Yue: so did their head

#global university entrance examination #guee #qqgk #quan qiu gao kao #global examination #guee incorrect quotes #qqgk incorrect quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator #main source: I think it was tumblr? #I remember seeing a ss of this on pinterest #you huo #qin jiu #jiuhuo #chu yue #danmei #danmei incorrect quotes

[sluty-hanfu]

soft lbh sketch

#luo binghe #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #danmei #fanart #art #digital art #doodle #moje #svsss #洛冰河 #耽美 #incorrect quotes #but art #luo bingmei

[stormhordy]

hexuan: I just ate xie lian's pudding, how much time of life do you think I have left?

hua cheng: 10

hexuan: 10 what?

hua cheng: 9

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #heaven officials blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #eternal faith #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #san lang #taizi dianxia #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #mxtx memes #funny quotes #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #bl manwha

[shenjiuislife]

ning yingying: shixiong can i have money for some coke?

ming fan: yeah, sure, is 40 bucks enough?

ning yingying: ...? it's only, like, 3 bucks..

ming fan: really? it used to be a lot more expensive back in my day. who's the dealer?

ning yingying: ... coca cola...

ming fan: ...

ning yingying: ....

luo binghe, appearing out of nowhere: i'm telling shizun about this.

#incorrect quotes #danmei #svsss #mxtx #shen jiu #luo binghe #shen yuan #ming fan #ning yingying #ming Fan is tired #honestly in my mind it was intended to be shen jiu #but shen yuan really just makes more sense #modern au

[fanfictionroxs]

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1999: Pronounce this

Xue Meng: Nineteen ninety nine!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1888: Pronounce this

Shi Mei: Eighteen eighty eight!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1111: Pronounce this

Mo Ran short circuiting seeing his baobei with a ruler: Eleventy leventy leven

#ranwan #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #shi mei #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #2ha #incorrect quotes #memes #danmei