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Wei Wuxian: You wouldn't get it. I'm just built different.

Jiang Cheng: No, you're not. You're built the same.

Wei Wuxian: *gasps* You take that back!

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: me

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#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #outpizza the hut #tumblr polls #mdzs polls #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #lan wangji #wen ning #lan jingyi #jin ling

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Wei Wuxian, sick: I feel like death!

Wen Ning: ...

Wei Wuxian: ... Sorry.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #source: me #i currently feel like im dying cause i got the flu #this popped into my head between fever dreams

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Nie Huaisang, sobbing: Don't hurt me! I'm someone's little boy.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #nie huaisang #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Lan Wangji: I maintain a strict code of integrity.

Wei Wuxian: Come on. You've never told a white lie to make a person feel better?

Lan Wangji: I only lie when someone's safety is at risk... Or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about Santa Claus.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Nie Huaisang: I can't just go with you. I'd be letting my brother down.

Wei Wuxian: Nie Mingjue can eat my ass!

Wei Wuxian: In a bad way!

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Nie Huaisang: *nods*

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: helluva boss #inspired by helluva boss

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Lan Wangji: I may have been lightly stabbed.

Wei Wuxian: You were stabbed?!

Lan Wangji: Lightly stabbed.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #source: brooklyn nine nine

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So I just wanted to yeet this into the void that is tumblr. I was talking to my mutual @nixster627 last night and we realized that both of us aren't getting a lot of interaction on our incorrect quote posts. Posts are pretty much topping out at 150-ish notes if they even get that high. Is anyone else noticing the same thing on your blogs/blogs you follow?

I can't speak for anyone else, but as someone who doesn't get to gush about the MDZS fandom very often IRL, it's kinda discouraging when my posts don't do well. It feels like I shouldn't even bother if people don't like them.

Ok, pity party over. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Let me know your thoughts about any of this cause I'm genuinely curious.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs

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Wei Wuxian: Choke me, daddy

Lan Wangji: I only like intellectual people

Wei Wuxian: Restrict my airflow, father figure

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #source: instagram

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Wei Wuxian: Do you ever feel the need to be more serious?

Nie Huaisang: Why be serious when you can be mysterious? Plus, seriousness is just too much effort.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang

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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng, why don't you smile more often?

Jiang Cheng: Because every time I do, something bad happens. Like you showing up.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng

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Jiang Cheng: You're so petty

Wei Wuxian: You mispronounced 'pretty'

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #source: tiktok #jiang cheng

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Wei Wuxian: What are you doing?

Jiang Cheng, doing a BuzzFeed quiz about what kind of scented candle he'd be: ... Watching porn.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: tiktok

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Nie Huaisang: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Wei Wuxian: I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Nie Huaisang: No, I mean it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #source: tiktok #nie huaisang

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Nie Huaisang: I'm an expert at identifying birds.

Wei Wuxian: Cool! What are those ones flying over there?

Nie Huaisang: Yup, they're all birds.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #source: tiktok #nie huaisang

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Jiang Cheng, trying to comfort a crying baby Jin Ling: What is your fucking problem?

Jin Guangyao: Try singing.

Jiang Cheng: ~what iiiiisss yoooour fuuuuuuuucking probleeeeeeeem~

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #jiang cheng #source: tiktok #jin guangyao