zeldasrealdad

[zeldasrealdad]

Why am I getting notifications of being "booped"??

#this website is weird

[zeldasrealdad]

I recently visited the Dueling Peaks Stable, where I met a man by the name of Hino. Without going into detail, let’s just say that he has a thing for the Blood Moon.

Does Zelda have a half-sibling you “forgot” to mention?

No, that's Bill's kid

#anon #fucking bill

[zeldasrealdad]

250 posts!

I am... unaware if this means anything, but I hope it helps my case

#250 posts #tumblr milestone

[zeldasrealdad]

Let her sniff

letting her take a look and have a sniff

#totk spoilers #my baby girl

[zeldasrealdad]

I’m sorry it took me so long

#totk spoilers #my baby girl and her bestie

[zeldasrealdad]

always just beyond my reach

#totk spoilers #my baby girl and her bestie

[zeldasrealdad]

#the inlaws

[zeldasrealdad]

Master Kohga’s Latest Contruct (Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom)

#the banana boys #where he belongs honestly

[zeldasrealdad]

Thank you Nintendo :)

#the inlaws #i think? #look ive been working alot to pay for court fees

[zeldasrealdad]

Question:

did you kill my bodyguard?

if so:

im gonna kill you

…

TO D E A T H

(Either way I’m gonna kill you)

Hello Kohga, nice to see you too.

No, I did not kill Sooga.

and even if i wanted to, which I don't cause I am a responsible law abiding citizen, you'd also be very dead as well.

#the banana boys #masterkohgatopbanana

[zeldasrealdad]

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#dont click the link everyone

[zeldasrealdad]

RHOAM GOT COVID??!! #thoughtsandprayers

No, he got the plauge.

#his royal fuckery #anon

[zeldasrealdad]

So his royal fuckery had an illness over the holidays that he needed to be seperated from others from, so guess who spent the holidays with his daughter?

The yiga clan may be a bunch of idoits, but they do know how to spend the holidays

#my baby girl #his royal fuckery #banana boys

[zeldasrealdad]

ゼルダの伝説 ブレス オブ ザ ワイルド/BotW ゼルダ

[zeldasrealdad]

I’m so excited for the wave two ahhhh I can’t wait please Friday c’mon almost thereeeee

So many Astors reveal yourselvessssss

Nowwww

Also can’t wait to finally meet Bill

[zeldasrealdad]

i know your real name is joe schmidt 🔪

#anon

[zeldasrealdad]

Hey dude. Um. Are we just going to ignore the dlc or

Ignore what

#anon #aoc dlc