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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#i am apparently intimidating online. never in person

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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Quote from Dan Sheehan

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#true but mine is imagining fictional chara h/c #true to my roots

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024) Official Trailer

#well at least the trailer seems to give a reason why this has limited morena #but after dp2 i still gotta say i dont entirely trust them #will it be fun? yeah #will it be as good as dp1? no. never #they peaked there and then claimed ignorance on one of the biggest cb tropes od all time #in a series dedicated to cb tropes

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The Stanford prison experiment tapes were so stupid when I watched them in AP psych and so stupid when I watch this film about them. Literally they could’ve all sat and played cards and got $15 a day to tell ghost stories all day and be best friends. But masculinity and whiteness and power created this violent irrationality that positioned young ass men to be met with brutality and trauma and disrespect even when it was obviously taken too far. and it makes no sense. If someone put me in a room with Black girls and said I would get paid $90 a day (that’s the equivalent apparently) to be a prison guard, do you know how fast I’d be sitting with them and learning about them and exchanging Instagrams and like.. sleeping.. like what the fuck was the point of any of that…

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#won bar trivia #in part thanks to knowing about the lady qho thought a hat bauble was a hedgehog

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life