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You’re unbelievable, so unbelievable! 🏜️

#jetstar my husband jetstar

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EVERY TIME

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#sorry guys

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List of swears

content warning: there are swears/cuss/no good words in this post

PLEASE AVOID BLOGS WHO USE THESE WORDS

Ass

Cock

Dick

Damn

Eff

Fuck

Hamn

Ididot

Jerk (off)

Moron

Nipple

Penis

Peepee

Weiner

Crap

#kinda Aquabats coded. idk who

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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

#🦀 #❓ #they would do this

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#you ever think about ultra kyu #there’s nothing out there. nothing. #IM STARVING

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i think rpf is okay because it makes my mutuals happy

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Being a system and a shipper is fucking crazy because do I ship Prince Adam and Ultra Kyu? No. Do I ship me and my boyfriend? Yes.

Fictives vs self shipping vs rpf

#did system

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Can u like..... imagine touching your f/os face, like really think abt it for me.

Do they have high cheek bones? The kind that kinda jut out, or have round cheeks? Do they have acne scars? Moles? Eyebags? Or even crystals, bandages, or are they even human?

What's their nose like? What do their lips look like? Do they have dimples? Smile lines even, do they have crows feet? Is their skin not human at all? Green, Grey, metal skin against your fingertips.

What do their eyes look like? Wide? Almond? How would you describe their eyes? Do they have a eye color some people don't notice? Are their lashes red, or dark? Or even blonde? Do they have wrinkles? Or is their skin smooth?

Hell, do they have one eye or three? Horns? Are their ears pointy? Do they have a underbite? Do glasses adorn their face? Do they have a Prosthetic? Like a glass eye or false teeth?

Their face tells a story, just like yours, all the little details are like lines to a map, and it's so beautiful.

think about your f/o's face <3

Proshippers dni

#having thoughts. #I need to make an f/o list or intro post or something but idrc

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WIP selfship acc. Iykyk