beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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If this had to be the end of your stories, I'm happy it was this way.
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that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)
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aaand it's been confirmed
i hope scream 7 flops and i am not watching nor supporting this 💖
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@222yeri and i made an alignment chart together <3
(the people in order top from bottom is:
bruce wayne
diana of themyscira
talia al ghul
barry allen
selina kyle
oliver queen
hal jordan
clark kent
and billy batson)
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#Princess Jedi lessons
the princess diaries (2001) || jedi: survivor - jedi coaching sessions (2023)
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Damian, holding some type of comfort food: Richard and Todd insist that you can taste love when you bake food, so I made you this.
Tim, who's been benched because of an injury, being slightly touched, really suspicious: Uh? Thanks
Tim, thinking it's poisoned, but deciding to try it anyway because it looks pretty good, and this is the first nice thing Demon Brat has made him: This tastes really good. Thanks, Damian
Dick, grinning like a loon: He made it with lots of love and care!
Damian: I made it with hate. Do you taste the difference?
Dick:NO
Tim, smiling: Ah, there it is. You'd have to let me try it with positive emotions to be able to compare the dishes. Unfortunately, I'd probably be a bad test subject for this experiment as love and hate have always been nearly identical to me. Jason would be able to taste the difference much better.
Dick, distressed: Timmy...
Damian, morbidly curious: Why would Todd be a better candidate? Why not Richard or Father?
Tim, ignoring Dick completely: Because Jason has 1) both been loved and hated, as well as loved and hated by a wider variety of people than the rest of us. 2) He actually likes to cook and bake. And 3) he will be honest if he thinks your baking is shit. Neither Dick nor Bruce will answer honestly if they think it will hurt your feelings.
Damian: Excellent points... I shall contact Todd
Tim, still munching on his snack: You do that
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yknow maybe we should let ryan reynolds stay - the guy has his likes and following hidden like a true tumblrina.
or we have him and neil gaiman duke it out for the coveted position of The Only celebrity allowed on tumblr, which is infinitely more entertaining.
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Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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Josie the half cat is still such a good scp. No extraneous edginess just a cat whose back half is in another unknown dimension. Her containment procedures include a warning not to give her cheese because she'll just get upset that you didn't have more.
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