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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

#135 #genuinely like this list #it has a good mix of a lot of genres and publishing years

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Bibury, England (by Bob Radlinski)

#the dream

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I love in HR books how when the hero finds out the heroine has never had an orgasm he's like the men have been doing it so wrong you poor thing

#real men go down

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PLAY THE CRAB RAVE ON LOOP BECAUSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS!!!!!

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#young avengers #they keep listing potential YA memebers and teddy has never been mentioned because he hasnt shown up yet 🙃 #you cant have billy without teddy #do not try and use the hulks son as a replacement

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So what happened to Greg's actor that he had a sling

#bridgerton

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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

#pride and prejudice

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“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

#vastly

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Why would you break up with a kind, smart feminist??????

#kim watches the idea of you

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Oliver Jackson-Cohen as Peter Quint 01/??

#this is an attractive man #the haunting of bly manor

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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY

merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)

#the tortured poets department #taylor swift

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TAYLOR ITS 2AM GIRL

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Jane Austen heroines exist on a sliding scale of "You are always right, and no one ever listens to you" (Fanny Price) to "You are never right, and everyone always listens to you" (Emma Woodhouse.)

#its true #jane austen

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

#absolutely

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We have been open for an hour and 20 minutes and have gotten 70 calls asking if we have solar eclipse glasses 🤣🤣🤣

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he Cant 

#famb

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Rapunzel and Ariel would be BEST FRIENDS and I need crossover action stat

Bonus Anna cuz that would be fun too

#disney #tangled #frozen #the little mermaid