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How does the postal service fuck up this badly?

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

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My father always said: "All mushrooms are edible. Some only once."

The Ventura County Star, California, October 11, 1935

#Pretty sure he was quoting Terry Pratchett #All mushrooms are edible #some only once

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Looking for a church in the south be like

Regularly updated web 2.0 website, but homophobic

Megachurch

Website that hasn't been updated since 2010 and has the message "THE HARVEST IS COMING" scrolling across the top

Website that hasn't been updated since 2015 but is LGBTQ+ affirming. You don't know if it still exists

Website regularly updated, church affirming LGBTQ+, but mass is 8am

Pentecostal

Regularly updated web 1.0 with wacky gifs and cool pics. Homophobic

#church hunting #i hate montgomery #i just wanna find a good lgbtq+ church #why does no one update their sites

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Eren Jaeger’s Final Words

So there are many people unimpressed with the final statement given by Eren’s character, either finding it inconsistent with the build up to this point, or too ambiguous a motivation for trampling all over the world. I’m not really here to talk about the quality of the story, whether it was good or bad, because I don’t really care. However, I think it’s fascinating what the text is trying to say about Eren’s character and his motivation. 

This is why, “I don’t know, shrug” is both an answer and not an answer to why Eren did what he did in the end. For making my point in this analysis, I’ll be talking about Eren’s character from Marley on showing both the Eren that appeared before Reiner, the one that talked to Zeke, and finally the one Armin saw are all the same person. 

Keep reading

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How does one read this?

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

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True love be like

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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My cat does that in certain lights sometimes

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

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We are stardust, and to stardust we shall return.

Beloved Dust

by Edna St. Vincent Millay

And you as well must die, beloved dust, And all your beauty stand you in no stead, This flawless, vital hand, this perfect head, This body of flame and steel, before the gust Of Death, or under his autumnal frost, Shall be as any leaf, be no less dead Than the first leaf that fall,–this wonder fled. Altered, estranged, disintegrated, lost.

Nor shall my love avail you in your hour. In spite of all my love, you will arise Upon that day and wander down the air Obscurely as the unattended flower, It mattering not how beautiful you were, Or how beloved above all else that dies.

#stardust

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The Parable of the Blind Widow

There was a blind widow who lived on a farm and raised dogs. One day she found a pup crying on the outskirts of her farm, so she took him in and raised him with her dogs. She fed and bathed him, treating him as she would her own child. When he grew up, however, he dove at her and bit through her neck and killed her, and then her dogs, for he was not a dog. In her blindness and her kindness, the widow had adopted a coyote.

#writing exercise #part of a story I'm writing #Vow of Blindness #i swear i’m writing #it'll probably come out in 2517 at this rate :/ #even though i've been agnostic since 2018 #going for a more biblical style

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Made a pretty little flag that represents me. That satin stitched abomination at the bottom is supposed to be a moon :/

#bisexual #pride #embroidery #freestyle embroidery #art #bisexual pride

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sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

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Since these beautiful things were about the size of a cesna, I would love to see one swooping a pride parade and doing lil tricks in the sky. Also scaring the homophobes.

Puns puns puns!

Happy Pride everyone!

#since we don't know what color dinosaurs were #they could have been rainbow and that is my headcanon #Happy pride!

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Hells yeah! Ankylosauruses are underrated and beautiful

all dinosaurs support lgbt. god told me so

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Happy Pride!

In honor of pride month and of iFunny’s “dinosaur month/Jurassic June” psyop meant to make liberals cry or whatever, I propose the following.

Let’s embrace dinosaurs as a symbol of gay pride! There are so many different types of dinosaurs, symbolizing the diversity of our movement. Furthermore, dinosaurs are fucking awesome and there shouldn’t be this dichotomy of “gay OR dinosaur”

#dinosaurs #dinosaur month #pride month #fuck you ifunny lol #gay dinosaurs #I'm bisexual #and genderfluid #why not use the hashtags to come out #triceratops are totally bisexual #jurassic june

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Floofy big cat!!!

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Things my cat has yelled at me for this week

1: Not giving her a blueberry

2: Killstealing (I smacked a bug out of the air that she was focused on)

3: bathing with the door closed so she wouldn’t shred the toilet paper

4: letting my husband go to work and therefore making her slightly more lonely

5: not letting her try cookie dough

6: reorganizing the linen rack (her favorite hidey hole). She promptly re-reorganized it and threw several towels that she deemed unworthy to the floor

#cats are irrational #cats are adorable #cats are life #cat #cute