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Au where after the eye-pocalypse, Jon and Martin just get transported back to the same universe, but 20 to 30 years earlier. They don’t meet their past selves, but they meet Gertrude and Gerry. They basically adopt Gerry, but it’s not official. They just have a room for him to pop into and stay the night. Anyways, one day they get a knock on their door and meet a “Miss Sasha James from the Magnus Institute”. Jon and Martin look and each other, look at her, and pull her instead for tea. They give her a book that has everything they had learned about the Entities. She thinks they look familiar, but she can’t place it. Overtime, each of the members of the Archives go to them for help (it takes a long time for Jon to go. He and Jon Sr. have a one on one conversation about spiders and the benefits of having a very brave husband, I mean really you should ask him out already, Jon). It never really clicks for anyone who future Jon and Martin are until one day Martin and Martin Sr. were having a pleasant chat and Martin Sr. said something that sounded a bit too close to his life. So naturally, Martin jokingly asks, “What are you, me from the future?” “Hm? Oh yeah, we forgot to tell you all about that didn’t we.”

#tma #tma au #everyone lives au #time travel au #jonmartin #Jon took one look at a mid teenage Gerry then looked at Martin and went ‘can I keep him?’ puppy eyes and all #Martin doesn’t know what to do with a teenager who will break their heart #Gerry’s just happy to sit on the couch with a juice box and several blankets #Gerry actually does live. they found the tumor at just the right time for him to live #he just shows at the jmart house sometimes and goes ‘hey dads! I’m not dead!’

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1. My friends - They are my found family and I don’t know if I would still be sane without them

2. My teammates - Every practice is amazing when we’re all belting Bohemian Rhapsody together

3. Embroidery - I may not be very skilled at it, but embroidery gives me a chance to give something a little spice

4. Listening to music - Music keeps me grounded and focused on moving forward

5. My family - They annoy the crap out of me at times, but they always have a way of putting a smile on my face

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Yet another idea for a crossover with tma. Stranger things. I know that there is a time period difference, but we’re just gonna ignore that.

So when Jon is in America he stumbles upon a freshly escaped (season 1) Eleven. He takes one look at her and decides ‘yep, can’t leave her here’ so he just sort of adopts her. Eleven is scared of him at first, but after a bit realizes he’s an idiot and starts to trust him more. They make it back to London and they all have a moment of:

Naturally they all think he kidnapped a child.

Should I add more?

#tma #the magnus archives #stranger things #crossover #tma crossover #tma au #stranger things crossover #jonathan sims #eleven #Jon’s an idiot and I love him #martin gets really overprotective of Eleven really quickly #tim doesn’t know what to make of her #neither does Melanie or Basira #Daisy takes one look at her and decides she’s an aunt

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Today I posted the last chapter of my Parent! Martin fic! I hope you all enjoyed it and have a good day

I had an idea for a fic. It’s set in season 1 and Martin has a baby. I have headcanoned that Martin lived in a poor neighborhood until he joined the archives staff, but in this fic, he gets a baby left on his doorstep a week before he moves into the better apartment. So he gets the new apartment, a new job, and a baby girl (I just love the idea of Martin being a Jane Austen fan so the baby’s name is going to be Jane).

This is the basic outline after he gets attacked by Prentiss:

Martin runs from his apartment with Jane in a homemade papoose made of sheets and doesn’t stop until he reaches the Archives

He bursts into Jon’s office and demands to make a statement. Jon is trying to process why there is a peaceful sleeping baby is his assistant’s possession

After the statement, Jon offers for Martin (and child) to stay at his apartment. Martin tried to decline, but Jon is stubborn

They become both roommates and coparents

Over time, there are soooo many soft moments that they each catch of each other with baby Jane. Like, Martin finding Jon rocking her back to sleep with a lullaby after she wakes up from a nightmare. Martin humming and speaking in soft tones when he feeds her and Jon secretly watches, enamored. And, of course, each of them falling asleep on the couch with Jane cuddled on their chests and the other waking in, seeing it, and taking a picture for later

(They had to go shopping and got mistaken for a couple. Multiple times)

Everyone in the Archives loves baby Jane since she’s there everyday. Neither of JMart want to put her in the hands of a baby sitter, so they watch her at work

Sasha is basically a wine aunt/cool aunt

Tim is the fun uncle that will incourage you to missbehave in public while denying it

After the Prentiss attack, Jon doesn’t want Martin to move out. He’s become extremely attached to Martin and their baby, so instead they start looking for a flat together. They end up moving in AND dating

Sasha lives and the Archives end up alright due to a little baby who isn’t meant to be there

Are y’all interested? I’m still writing for my HP/TMA crossover or at least planning to, but I’d like to do another fic

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Y’all. Imagine a tma/x-men crossover except it’s basically Charles and Jon just fucking with everyone. Like Charles invites Jon and Martin to teach at his school and everything, but no one knows what their mutant abilities are. Professor Sims seems to know all the dirty little secrets of history and Professor Blackwood just seems to disappear every now and then. The only people that know that they were cursed by Eldritch gods are Charles and Hank.

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Feel free to add on!

#jon sims teacher au #tma au #tma crossover #tma shitpost #tma #X-men crossover

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/29316438

I wrote a thing

I had an idea for a fic. It’s set in season 1 and Martin has a baby. I have headcanoned that Martin lived in a poor neighborhood until he joined the archives staff, but in this fic, he gets a baby left on his doorstep a week before he moves into the better apartment. So he gets the new apartment, a new job, and a baby girl (I just love the idea of Martin being a Jane Austen fan so the baby’s name is going to be Jane).

This is the basic outline after he gets attacked by Prentiss:

Martin runs from his apartment with Jane in a homemade papoose made of sheets and doesn’t stop until he reaches the Archives

He bursts into Jon’s office and demands to make a statement. Jon is trying to process why there is a peaceful sleeping baby is his assistant’s possession

After the statement, Jon offers for Martin (and child) to stay at his apartment. Martin tried to decline, but Jon is stubborn

They become both roommates and coparents

Over time, there are soooo many soft moments that they each catch of each other with baby Jane. Like, Martin finding Jon rocking her back to sleep with a lullaby after she wakes up from a nightmare. Martin humming and speaking in soft tones when he feeds her and Jon secretly watches, enamored. And, of course, each of them falling asleep on the couch with Jane cuddled on their chests and the other waking in, seeing it, and taking a picture for later

(They had to go shopping and got mistaken for a couple. Multiple times)

Everyone in the Archives loves baby Jane since she’s there everyday. Neither of JMart want to put her in the hands of a baby sitter, so they watch her at work

Sasha is basically a wine aunt/cool aunt

Tim is the fun uncle that will incourage you to missbehave in public while denying it

After the Prentiss attack, Jon doesn’t want Martin to move out. He’s become extremely attached to Martin and their baby, so instead they start looking for a flat together. They end up moving in AND dating

Sasha lives and the Archives end up alright due to a little baby who isn’t meant to be there

Are y’all interested? I’m still writing for my HP/TMA crossover or at least planning to, but I’d like to do another fic

#tma #tma family au #jmart #jonmartin

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I had an idea for a fic. It’s set in season 1 and Martin has a baby. I have headcanoned that Martin lived in a poor neighborhood until he joined the archives staff, but in this fic, he gets a baby left on his doorstep a week before he moves into the better apartment. So he gets the new apartment, a new job, and a baby girl (I just love the idea of Martin being a Jane Austen fan so the baby’s name is going to be Jane).

This is the basic outline after he gets attacked by Prentiss:

Martin runs from his apartment with Jane in a homemade papoose made of sheets and doesn’t stop until he reaches the Archives

He bursts into Jon’s office and demands to make a statement. Jon is trying to process why there is a peaceful sleeping baby is his assistant’s possession

After the statement, Jon offers for Martin (and child) to stay at his apartment. Martin tried to decline, but Jon is stubborn

They become both roommates and coparents

Over time, there are soooo many soft moments that they each catch of each other with baby Jane. Like, Martin finding Jon rocking her back to sleep with a lullaby after she wakes up from a nightmare. Martin humming and speaking in soft tones when he feeds her and Jon secretly watches, enamored. And, of course, each of them falling asleep on the couch with Jane cuddled on their chests and the other waking in, seeing it, and taking a picture for later

(They had to go shopping and got mistaken for a couple. Multiple times)

Everyone in the Archives loves baby Jane since she’s there everyday. Neither of JMart want to put her in the hands of a baby sitter, so they watch her at work

Sasha is basically a wine aunt/cool aunt

Tim is the fun uncle that will incourage you to missbehave in public while denying it

After the Prentiss attack, Jon doesn’t want Martin to move out. He’s become extremely attached to Martin and their baby, so instead they start looking for a flat together. They end up moving in AND dating

Sasha lives and the Archives end up alright due to a little baby who isn’t meant to be there

Are y’all interested? I’m still writing for my HP/TMA crossover or at least planning to, but I’d like to do another fic

#tma #tma family au #tma au #Martin Blackwood #jonathan sims #jmart #Jonmartin

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Merry Christmas! Here is what I imagine the Cadet (JMart’s cat in my Hp/Tma crossover fic). Have a good day!

(That last one is for personality)

#for my fic #tma crossover #hp crossover

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I really want Jon to have a large family. Like he has a bunch of cousins and aunts and uncles that his grandmother never told him about. Maybe they were on the other side of the family and she just never wanted to associate, but Jon just doesn't know about them.

I feel like they try to reach out when he was a child, but his grandmother just keeps refusing. They instead try to keep tabs on him throughout the years. In his teenage years there was nothing big. He went to Oxford, started a band (a few cousins became huge fans and went to concerts), and eventually got a researching job at the Magnus Institute. A few were very temped to reach out, but either forgot or feared he wouldn't believe them/wouldn't want to see them. But they still looked out for him.

Now this is where things start getting a little out of hand:

Jon gets a promotion to the Archives

About a year later, worm attack happens

They reach out and make sure he’s ok, but he's paranoid and won’t answer/thinks it's a hoax

They continue to keep an eye on him and then he's charged for murder

Somehow none of them think he did it (idk man. Family is weird)

Jon gets blown up during the Unknowing, and suddenly, they're all in a frenzy

At least one consin is at his bedside everyday. The one day someone couldn’t be there, was the day he woke up

So yes. They totally met Martin and thought he was Jon's boyfriend. They also met Georgie and learned more about what he was like in general

When Jon finally wakes up, he's so busy trying to get answers that he doesn't learn abouthis family (Georgie still keeps in touch with them tho)

When they run away from the institute, Jon is marked as missing. Everyone goes a little insane

Then the apocalypse happens.

With his infinite knowledge, Jon learns everything. How his cousins tried to reach out, how they stayed with him when he was in a coma, their names, their ages. Everything.

As Jon and Martin walk through all of the different domains, they endup picking up Jon's relatives. All of them treat him like family, especially the little cousins (because in all of my headanons and aus, Jon is amazing with kids)

By the time the get to London, Jon and Martin have an army. Jonah never stood a chance

After the apocalypse, Jon and Martin move back to London. They get married after a few months, and are the designated babysitters

Jon never had a family, but after immediately accepted by his cousins, he realized he'd truly missed it.

#tma #tma au #jonmartin #jonathan sims #tma family au #I’m not saying Georgie gave them dirt on UniJon #but she totally did #first day a cousin is at his bedside Martin is so confuse #he’s just like who is this tiny child and middle aged woman that both look like Jon #all the kids like Martin. it’s practically a rule

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Ok Jon would totally be the best and worst teacher at the same time. My headcanon is that Jon would be a history teacher. Why? Just because. So he would be the combination of my past history teachers. He would totally be the type to be giving notes in class and then go on a completely unrelated tangent. He would also be the type of teacher to who had a desk clear of all personal belongings, but covered in books and paper. He wouldn’t share much about himself, but you just felt like you could talk to him. He has his favorites, but you can never tell.

Don’t get me wrong, in the first year, he is a hot mess. He doesn’t know how to teach let alone how to comfort a stressed teen, but he tries which is more than some teachers can say. He just feels so awkward and like the kids are scared of him. He goes home everyday to find Martin just there for him and he can’t figure out how to be a better teacher. It hits him one day in the teacher’s lounge when he’s listening to couple other teachers talking. He realized he’s not reflecting on his time as a teen and student and is instead just trying to get through. So he starts being the kind of teacher he would have wanted. Suddenly, he’s the favorite teacher of the school.

He allows kids to each lunch in his room and helps them however he can. He starts opening up to kids who are regulars and he knows won’t gossip. His older student still visit for lunch and continue the gossip circle. It’s not very well know, but had been labeled the schools “Snitch and Bitch”. People don’t know where the gossip comes from since if you are invited you’re sworn to secrecy. Even the teachers are trying to figure where it came from. Jon heads it, but no one suspects him.

He sees advanced students struggling and decides to have a study hall at least once a month. Due to his all knowing powers, Jon knows all the answers to his student’s homeworks. So he guides them to the answers.

He isn’t the perfect teacher, but he cares and he helps his students. The other teachers are jealous, but his students love him and are learning, and to Jon, that’s what really matters.

#jon sims teacher au #tma #tma au #magpod #the magnus archives

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For homework, I was told to write a sentence and to analyze it the next day. I comepletely forgot what I wrote until I was in class.

The story behind this is that I fell asleep at 7:30 at night and was woken up by my mom to do my homework in the middle of a nappy daze. My friend who got me into TMA is in the same class, read the sentence, looked me in the eye and laughed.

#tma #magpod #jonathan sims #english class

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I am truly fond of JonMartin fanfic where they’re secretly dating or just dating or married in seasons 1 and 2. I find them both hilarious and heartwarming. If you have any suggestions, please send them my way?

#jmart #jonmartin #tma #magpod #fanfic suggestions

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Melanie King/Georgie Barker (mentioned), Basira Hussain/Alice “Daisy” Tonner (mentioned), Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist & Harry Potter, Martin Blackwood & Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist’s Mother, Martin Blackwood, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Melanie King (mentioned), Georgie Barker (mentioned), Basira Hussain (mentioned), Alice “Daisy” Tonner (mentioned), Vernon Dursley, Petunia Evans Dursley Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff, Adoption, Found Family, Magic, The Eye-pocalypse doesn’t happen, BAMF Minerva McGonagall, Teacher Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist Series: Part 1 of The Magic of Fear Summary: 
Jon and Martin never expected to become parents, or at least not a year after they started dating. But then an older Scottish woman appears on their doorstep with a traumatized child, how could they say no? Or Minerva McGonagall has been watching the Dursley’s abuse Harry for years. She has finally had enough. So she kidnaps little Harry and brings him to a new family.
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Here is the first chapter of my Harry Potter/The Magnus Archives crossover! @lokinas Also I’m gonna have a special thanks to my friends Mav and Ada for beta reading it

#jonmartin #hp crossover #tma crossover #tma #hp

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Do cryptids have their own domains in the eye-pocalypse? Like Jon and Martin are walking through a dark spooky forest and suddenly they hear “Basira’s” voice off in the distance. Martin wants to go see if it’s Basira, but Jon Knows it’s not. Or they’re by a lake and see something moving in it, watching them. Or even again in a forest, They see glowing red eyes in the tree tops, then a huge black mass. I would just find it kinda funny if they find these cryptids and Jon expects Martin to be scared, but he’s not since he’s a MonsterLover.

#jonmartin #the magnus archives #tma #cryptid #eye-pocalypse

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Ok is it just me or do you y’all think the NotTea should come back. Martin definitely decided to try and befriend this tiny, eldritch monster. Now I just want the boys to have a spooky pet that they named after a type of tea or a tea brand.

#nottea #Not!Tea #Martin Befriends Eldritch Horrors #the boys need a pet #tma #magpod #martin blackwood

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I just had an amazing idea, but it’s half baked so yeet. So I was lying in bed and just thought ... tma/hp crossover. It would be HP in modern times though.

So:

Jon and Martin have been peacefully living out in the Scottish Highlands for about a year now

They have a cat named the Cadet (this is important)

One day Professor McGonagall shows up at their door with a terrified 8 year old Harry

Jmart is confused but decides to let them in

They have a quiet dinner and the Cadet claims Harry’s lap

McGonagall then tells Jon that he is a squib and Harry’s only living, nonabusive relative (James is Jon’s cousin)

Jon and Martin kinda look at each other and immediately take him in

They set up a room for him, get the shovel talk from McGonagall, and now they have a baby Harry

Harry is extremely sceptical of his new parents for the first couple days, but enjoys his new life after

Once Harry is excepted to Hogwarts, he feels a little bit more confident and happy

Oh don’t get me wrong, everything still happens to him, but now he’s got a Spooky Eye Dad and a Spooky Fog Dad

They all love each other dearly

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I started a rough draft write, but idk if anyone would be interested

#tma #hp #crossover #hp crossover #tma crossover #jonmartin #jmart #crack