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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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watching the pjo tv show: pretty amazing

watching the pjo tv show and then coming to tumblr and seeing everyone analyze the tiny details with all their little percabeth loving hearts and being overwhelmed with such a sense of longing to have a relationship like that: the best ever

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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Not enough jobs are willing to do training anymore, no matter what the situation. Grocery stores won't teach you to work a cash register, businesses won't teach you how to use their programs, even the arts won't teach you anything

Everyone wants a triple threat, expects you to just have those skills. In the old days? you could show up to a random theater barely able to dance and they'd teach you, and then the incel living in the walls would make you a world class singer and actor and you'd be headlining your own show in a few years

#phantom of the opera

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I had sex for the first time at 26, and while I think I'll probably have sex again in the future I haven't had the inclination to since then.

It's not the end-all-be-all of the human experience. If you want to have sex, great! If you don't want to have sex, great! If you want to try it and never have it again, great! Literally whatever you want or feel is allowed because it's your life and you can choose what is and isn't a part of it ❤️

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

#sex #dating

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the absolute scorn and disgust on percy’s face after being ragdolled across the floor by clarisse is so fucking funny 😭 he’s like no way am i defeating you so let me send you dirty, judgemental looks at the very least.

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YOU GUYS

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy Jackson and the Chalice of Gods

THEM.

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❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

oh fuckkkkk from medusa telling annabeth “i was you” last episode to annabeth facing life-endangering consequences for percy’s actions (which i completely support btw) just like medusa faced athena’s ire for poseidon’s actions but nothing goes the same way because percy takes accountability immediatly (“i was the one who sent her head to olympus”) and also saves annabeth by sacrificing his ownself and all of this happens in athena’s fucking TEMPLE.

I AM GOETH INSANETH

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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS (2023)

Ep. 1 I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher Ep. 2 I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom

@lgbtqcreators CREATOR CHALLENGE

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The *silence* would be unimaginable

Just imagine:

Perseus is 16, he thinks, because nobody ever actually cleared that up with him and he doesn’t know himself. Reyna and Octavian are arguing about whether or not to risk sending Frank on a quest in front of the entire Senate. It would be a fistfight by now if Reyna had an ounce less of self-control

Perseus starts clapping slowly. Silence falls. he stands up.

🎵’oh golly, the road’s gettin bumpy, cause i got some friends that can’t get along...’🎵

he trails off. where did he get that from? and thousands of miles away, Grover Underwood feels a deep, visceral sense of pride that comes out of nowhere

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Honestly? This just feels like the kind of chaotic thing Hermes would do

i hope the pjo show makes lmm hermes. not him playing hermes; he IS hermes.

percy: you’re hermes? wait aren’t you that guy who wrote hamilton

hermes: i made a bet with apollo bc he said i wouldn’t be able to write a musical better than him. i needed to prove my superiority. artemis gave us each a topic to write about.

percy: what was his show about?

hermes: spider-man.

percy: there’s a broadway show about spider-man??

hermes: exactly.

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Yeah, he was at Wolf House for like two months and then got sent to try to find the roman camp???

friendly reminder that percy was amnesiac and homeless for like somewhere between weeks and months before he had made it to camp jupiter. wouldn't be surprised if he has nightmares about it down the line. wouldn't be surprised if he cries about to annabeth every once in a while.

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#generally relieved #it takes a lot of effort for me to get things done #and when it is done #im relieved that i did it and succeeded

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Literally 😭 can't stop sobbing over these kids who get to do and be what I so desperately wanted. They get to go to camp half-blood and be demigods. The games that I played where I was a demigod, where I went on quests and met Percy and Annabeth, Walker and Leah and Aryan get to LITERALLY BE MY HEROES. Fuck yeah, I'm so overwhelmingly happy for them and the nostalgia is so strong ❤️

me the actual nanosecond i started watching the new pjo series

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo tv series

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Overheating is a big one for me, as I can't regulate my temperature well and feel physically sick when I get hot.

I didn't realize it until I was an adult, I just thought I was a *bad person* because I had anger outbursts that I didn't know how to deal with and no one helped me understand

Spicy-brained friends, I would like to propose an update to the very useful ‘if you hate everyone, eat, if everyone hates you, sleep, and if you hate yourself, shower’ mantra to live by

Have you suddenly become a petty, hateful little gremlin who thinks people should face the firing squad for (checks notes) leaving teabags on the counter, breathing loudly, or daring to exist in the same space as you? Perhaps mundane and reasonable requests like ‘hey, we agreed to hang out now, let’s hang out’ make you want to scream and move to a yurt in the woods.

You. Are. Overstimulated.

People talk a lot about being overstimulated, and the physical/mental effects of it. What I haven’t seen is people talking about what it does emotionally, and it took me an embarassingly long time to link up those nitpicky, resentful emotions with the state of overstimulation/meltdown/shutdown.

These feelings do not mean that you’re a bad person! They probably aren’t how you actually feel about the people around you. They probably do mean that your nervous system is at its absolute limit and any request/demand/stimulus is Too Much and taking you into fight or flight territory.

Go lie down in a dark room for an hour, or find somewhere safe and familiar to stim for a bit. If it’s happening a lot, schedule yourself regular low-stimulation shutdown time

Signed: someone who moved in with their nearest and dearest only to have a massive crisis of faith about Suddenly Hating All of Them. I don’t hate them, it’s just overstimulating living with people. If I can spare anyone else a similar 9 months of suspecting that they may actually be a bit of a shit person, then this post is worth it!

#overstimulated #neurodiverse #neurodivergencies #overheating #anger issues #emotional disregulation #overstimulation sfw