angry-lil-hamster

[angry-lil-hamster]

just reached a new level of self-neglect. my leg hair has split ends. Leg. Hair.

#depression #selfneglect #leg hair

[angry-lil-hamster]

imagine wearing a fat suit and sb just going "nice overall mate, really brings out your curves" bc damn that shit would hurt af. not that it ever happened to me

#fat babe #burn #sad

[angry-lil-hamster]

Starting a petition to call "coming out of the closet as a lesbian" "being a less bean in the can".

I'm sorry.

#terrible puns #lesbian #lesbian pride #coming out

[angry-lil-hamster]

OK, I was listening to a true crime podcast, and I started to wonder:

How are those statistics about undetected murders or domestic violence made?

Like guys, HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

#conspiracy theory #shitpost #true crime

[angry-lil-hamster]

deadly class is a stupid name

they could've named it "classassin" but ok I guess \(¢-¢)/

#deadly class #puns #i love puns #terrible puns

[angry-lil-hamster]

As I'm re-watching Spiderman Homecoming I noticed that I never found out where the strings go when Peter let's them go to shoot a new web. Do they just "slurp" back into his Hands? Do they just dangle around and slap casual pedestrians in their faces as they walk by? please tell me there's some reverse Spiderman running around sucking up the webs like it's spaghetti.

#Spiderman #new York #cleanup #hero