JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
-Vitamin String Quartet-
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
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In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
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reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
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I'm so happy you like it! (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)/
Iggy, Igor and Loup as their animal representations! I hope you like it!
@cookies-hetaoni
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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Today’s pet peeve: comic book artist who only know how to draw women in high heels, so if a character’s costume doesn’t actually include any, she ends up inexplicably hovering on tip-toes for the whole issue.
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SELF CARE CHEAT SHEET!!
how to treat yourself on a low budget
what to do after a long day
how not to be hard on yourself
staying healthy while studying
how to deal with mental illness
feel better masterpost
hygiene/beauty masterpost | my make up masterpost | make up masterpost | simple steps for perfect make up | more make up tips
6 ab moves
hair oil benefits
what is your acne telling you?
headaches
masterpost for rough times
the sex ed your parents didn’t give you
head to toe self care
blow job tips
limits of the human body
when to change your toothbrush, workouts etc
useful hoe tips
shaving your vagina
foods that fix everything
22 less difficult ways to practise self care
self care wheel
bad habits and how to break them
stop biting nails
stop procrastinating
stop skipping breakfast
stop cracking knuckles
stop falling asleep late
boost your confidence
list of stress relievers
remove a splinter
smoothie masterpost
morning yoga
hair masterpost
self care masterpost
period hacks | alleviate menstrual cramps
sounds to soothe anxiety | another tip
what to eat before you run
self care infographic
study guide for health (basic first aid, healthy hobbies etc)
a+ self care advice | more lovely advice
coping skills
feeling sad?
7 ways to say ‘no’
what to do with food poisoning
self talk to end obsessions
self care ideas/tips
other cheat sheets
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Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
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