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OKay I'm sure someone posted about it in like 2020 and I just missed it lol

but if Melog always reflects Catra's moods

what

oh god

what does Melog do when Catra's aroused lolol

I just picture a totally normal meeting or hang-out or whatever and Melog is rubbing all over Adora and purring like crazy while both Adora and Catra desperately try to pretend it's not happening and both of their faces turn red

Which characters politely ignore the situation and which are like LOL DO Y'ALL NEED SOME ALONE TIME, is this meeting boring to you Catra, are you distracted or something ahahaha

#spop #catradora #melog

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You know we only ever really "learn" how to bathe in our youth as it is taught to us by our parents and from then on most people kinda just bathe the same way right. And like barring actively deciding to do it the only way most people change their bathing habits is if they bathe with a loved one and get convinced to do somethi g different in the bath bc its cleaner/faster/whatever bc of them. Ok heres the thesis statement. The lack of communal bathing in society is holding us back from discovering The Ultimate Bathing

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This made me bust out laughing

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“Well, mark me down as scared AND horny.”

#this content is aimed directly at me lolol #spop #catradora #portal catra #white out #I don't have a tag for berserker Adora pfft

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Tattoos 2, 8, 21

2. What is your favourite tattoo you’ve gotten?

oh god don't make me choose between my children lol, I love them all for different reasons!

8. What does your family think about your tattoos?

They're fine with it. My mom even noted once with approval that me and my youngest brother's tattoos were both like, positive in meaning and not ugly. (Middle brother does not have any ink. Yet.)

21. Do you have any matching tattoos with people?

Yes! My partner Daci and I got these in March of 2020, less than a week before the whole damn world shut down:

We'd only been dating for a year and change at that point!

#tattoos #ask game

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our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

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Tattoo ask 14- what is your favorite style of tattoo?

I'm not entirely sure I have one? Mine definitely don't have the same "style."

I will say I really like ones that are just fine, clean black lines....but I also really like super-colorful ones with no black in them at all!

TBH this is something I'm bumping up against as I think about future tattoos--that none of mine resemble each other much in style, but none of the ones I daydream about getting look like the ones I have either, or each other.

#tattoos #ask game

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tattoo asks! 🥀

1. How many tattoos do you have?

2. What is your favourite tattoo you've gotten?

3. What is the most meaningful tattoo you've gotten?

4. What is your dream tattoo?

5. What was the most painful tattoo?

6. What was your first ever tattoo and how old were you when you got it?

7. What is your most recent tattoo?

8. What does your family think about your tattoos?

9. What meaning do your tattoos have?

10. How many tattoos do you want?

11. Where is the most painful place you've been tattooed?

12. Where is a place on your body that you will NEVER get tattooed?

13. What is a design you love on others but would never get for yourself?

14. What is your favourite style of tattoo?

15. Would you trust a friend to choose the design of your tattoo?

16. What are some tattoo assumptions you think need to die?

17. Do you have one tattoo artist who does all of your art or a stand out tattoo artist? Hype them up!

18. Is there any artist you would love to get work done by? Tell us about them!

19. What is your worst tattoo experience?

20. What has been your best tattoo experience?

21. Do you have any matching tattoos with people?

22. What is your opinion on face tattoos?

23. Do you think tattoos make people look less professional?

24. Post a picture of your favourite tattoo.

25. Give us a tattoo tour!

#ask game #I have four tattoos so it's not a LOT

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i can't vote in this as I only wear leggings #'real pants' are hella uncomfortable why would you do that to yourself #leggings with dresses/skirts are fucking great #even my last few pairs of supposed real pants were just made from leggings material tbh pfft

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Just found out that the dietary calorie is still measured by burning food in a "bomb calorimeter" and then measuring the heat produced. There's no solid evidence that this method is at all equivalent to how our bodies process food (an entirely different chemical process from combustion), the accuracy of this system has been disputed for as long as it's existed, and there are no available alternatives

There are 4800 calories in a kilogram of dry sawdust even though wood is completely indigestible to humans, because calories don't measure nutritional value, just how well something burns

Nutritional "science" is pure bullshit

#reminder to self #and everyone else

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#if any of you are wondering what's going on in the notes this guy is a pornstar #if you go on twitter he's @noahwaybabes if you wanna see a sampling of his work #<- prev tags

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

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why do old dudes love to throw cocksucker around as an insult? personally i hold cocksuckers in high regard.

They don't respect the troops

#years ago #YEEEEARS AGO #like early LJ years ago #I was like #if you use cocksucker as an insult #you should never get your dick sucked again

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how am I supposed to stop scratching my rash (the literal only thing that actually makes it go away) when I have ADHD and no impulse control and do not realize I am scratching until it's too fucking late at least a dozen times per day

also how am I supposed to focus on literally anything else when I am literally constantly itchy. it feels like the majority of my brain is spent trying to ignore how itchy I am. the irony is that when I do finally focus on something else, that's when I start scratching, because I'm no longer focused on Do Not Scratch

I'm going to LOSE MY MIND

(do not tell me to see a doctor or put on lotion or wtf-ever)

#eczema #still like 80% sure it's not actually eczema but dunno what else it could be #do not tell me to go to the doctor #i have done so multiple times #they just shrug and give me steroid creams #which usually don't help #'use unscented detergent' dude i switched years ago #'use lotion or aquaphor daily' my skin isn't dry tho?????

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Two dancers from Mexican folk dance group Jalisco es Diverso

#hell yeah

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#catradora #finn #spop

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#it's so infuriating #i am an adult #if the content is not illegal to make/sell #then it's none of mastercard's fucking business #or apple's #or anyone else's!!! #let me buy my pornography made by adults for adults #whether it's humans getting naked or drawings of fictional characters #for god's sake