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aquatic-mycologist · 1 year

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may we please have some collective headcanons for the Gang w/ a gn! reader who has six fingers on each hand (like ford pines from gravity falls) and is kinda self conscious about it? keeping their arms crossed and their hands in their pockets a lot, and handshakes are very rare

Sorry for taking so long! Hope this is to your liking, if it's not what you had in mind pls do tell and I'll give it another shot!!

Under the cut cause it got long </3

The first time they met you was probably...a bit chaotic, honestly

At first they didn't really think anything about you, you keeping your hands in your pockets all the time was a bit odd, not gonna lie, but hey they've seen weirder (like a dolphin man and a gigantic sentient mushroom, for one)

It wasn't until you HAD to file some papers that you reluctantly showed your hands as you grabbed your pen from across the table

No matter what you had expected, it certainly didn't prepare you for the instant bombarding of questions and comments

Now, I will say, NONE of them have any malice in their hearts...But that doesn't stop the experience from being highly uncomfortable

Because on one side, you had Reagan curiously studying your hand as if they were a rare animal

On the other, you had Myc making a crude joking comparison to his own six flagella

And then there was Brett, who was oh so sweetly excited and musing about how Wow he has never seen anyone like you!! and asking a million questions per minute

And before the rest joined in, you pulled your hands away and back into your pockets, which made everyone realize that Yeah that. was pretty insensitive

But after receiving a well deserved apology, you are no longer being suffocated by the attention, and they soon become so used to it that they barely think about it anymore

Honestly? It ends up being a really comfortable place for you with the way they acommodated

And they all look after you so that the experience you had with them the first time you met NEVER happens again

Meeting someone new in the office and they offer a handshake? Brett will discreetly take it himself and make the moment pass naturally

Myc may or may not read your mind often to distract you when you start getting self-conscious along with Andre, but you didn't hear that from me

Glenn shoots...the DIRTIEST death glares in the direction of anyone who stares too long at your hands or is generally being inappropiate. And having the LITERAL HEAD OF THE WEAPONRY DEPARTMENT by your side like that? Rest assured you're never bothered by other people

If you ever wanted to conceal your hands, Gigi and Reagan team up and make some discreet, comfortable and stylish gloves for you to wear, which were neatly placed on your desk at work in a box with a sweet encouraging note, half in neat cursive and half in clean and sharp writing and a few sentences scribbled out from previous attempts at wording stuff correctly

In general? They just really care about you and will do their best so you're comfortable

#inside job #inside job x reader #x reader #reader insert #inside job headcanons #reagan ridley #glenn dolphman #myc cyllium #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #headcanons #tysm for the request!!!!!!

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aquatic-mycologist · 1 year

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hello, i just stumbled upon your page and really like what you’ve written so far, keep it up! i also noticed in your pinned post that you did matchups, what info would we have to put for those? don’t forget to drink some water and have a great day!

Hellohi! Aw, thank you so so much! I'm so glad you like it so far Also, I totally forgot to put the matchups info oops!! For matchups, really just general info is good! Here's a list of stuff that could be included that would be helpful:

MBTI personality type!

General personality traits of yours

Hobbies

Interests in general!!

Preference in character gender if that matters to you, or characters you would not feel comfortable being matched with

In general, just stuff about the way that you are as a person is really all I need! But of course, you can always go all out and be more specific! Maybe you could include things like:

General looks/style

Fun facts about you

Zodiac sign if you feel like it resonates with you!!

And literally anything really! Go wild! I don't mind reading I hope your day goes well too, stay hydrated and take care of yourself anon!!!!

#matchups #tysm for the encouragement it really means a lot <333

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aquatic-mycologist · 1 year

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Can you do a Ron staedtler x reader where they have the same relationship as Reagan and Brett and the reader also works for the Illuminati

First request hype first request hype!!! So sorry for delay, stuff came up in my life 💔 Hope this is okay! Feel free to tell me if this isn't what you had in mind or meant!! Also, this got long, so!! Under Read More!

The last thing Ron expected was to find a SINGLE tolerable person in the Illuminati circle

So when Kluge announced that a new person was gonna be joining the team Ron was. less than excited.

He was very dry and distant for the few first weeks despite your attempts to strike up a conversation, most you'd get out of him would be a sarcastic or backhanded response

Don't get him wrong though! It's not that he automatically dislikes you, it's just that you're, like, UNUSUALLY friendly..? And actually trying to actually TALK to him? Learn more about him?? Invite him to hang out and grab something to drink????

Yeah this had to be some sort of plan to get him to do something for you...right?

But he starts letting his guard down when one day you come to work with an extra coffee for him and...oh wow, that's his usual coffee order. He thought you were just making small talk. Huh

He outright asks you if you need him to do you a favor or something

He doesn't mean it bad!! He's just...Shocked and not used to positive input from others, especially work buddies

And when you reply that you just wanted to do something nice for him and offer him a smile, somewhere deep deep DEEP in his mind he kind of knows he's a bit fucked <3

He starts to open up to you more, slowly but surely. He'll start engaging in your conversations, he'll go out of his way to say hi to you when you walk into work in the morning, he'll begin to actually laugh at your dumb jokes, he starts to initate conversations with you by himself and sometimes even swing by your office when he has nothing better to do

When he swings by your office one day, he starts venting about you guys' coworkers and how they're such big assholes to him all the time, even opening up a bit about how his own work at Illuminati fucks him up a bit

What he didn't expect though was for you to actually listen to what he says, and to offer him a kind smile and some sweet advice

He's stunned to say the least, but he actually offers you a very faint, slight smile in appreciation. He doesn't thank you with words, but you can tell that it means a lot to him

After some time after the two of you start getting along, everyone is surprised that Ron is like. Actually having fun and cracking jokes and laughing with you. It's like for a small moment, for some strange reason, you can give him the comfort he's never had

To be completely honest with himself, Ron didn't know exactly where his feelings about you fell. You were kind of the opposite of him, you loved to goof around and make very stupid puns and jokes, you were a bit awkward but never lost your optimism and go-getter attitude, and...you listened to him. You were there for him, always. And he'd be lying if he said that he didn't catch himself staring at you a bit too long sometimes, that he didn't smile at your god-awful snort when you made a particularly horrible joke and that he didn't stay awake for a few hours more than is appropiate at night thinking about you

That's something he's not ready to share with you yet

But when he gets to work early, and he gets to see you walk through the door and wave at him excitedly as you jog over with a smile

He thinks he might be ready one day

#inside job #inside job x reader #ron staedtler #ron staedtler x reader #inside job ron #inside job headcanons #ron staedtler headcanons #x reader #headcanons #THIS MAN MAKES ME WEAK...HE'S SO <3333 #Thank you so much for the lovely prompt I enjoyed writing this a lot #AND THANK YOU FOR BEING FIRST REQUEST!!!#I hope to write much more for you guys soon

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aquatic-mycologist · 1 year

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🐬🎊 WELCOME 🎊🐬

Hi! I finally gave in and made a writing blog 😈 Starting off with this basic info post so everyone knows how I manage myself around here!

First off:

⚠️READ AND RESPECT MY DNI OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED.⚠️

With that out of the way, here's the ACTUAL info:

📺 I write for:

Inside Job

JJBA (Parts 1 - 6 only (For now!))

Osomatsu-san

Adventures Of Captain Wrongel

Treasure Island (1988)

Yakuza/RGG (Y0 - Y1/YK1 only (For now!))

📓 What I can write:

Headcanons

Scenarios/One shot fics

Matchups

N//S//F//W

Angst

Fluff

Ship content

x Reader

🚫 What I won't write:

N//S//F//W of characters that are minors (No, I won't age them up ♡)

Ship content that fits into my DNI criteria (inc3st, p3do, z00, etc)

Anything that I don't feel comfortable with and I forgot to list here

A bit silly, but I won't write N//S//F//W content for Daigo Dojima from Yakuza! Anything else with him is alright, and there's nothing wrong with this type of content of him! I just personally do not want to write this.

🗡 Characters I won't write for:

⭐ JJBA:

Dario Brando

J.Geil

Angelo

⚗️ Inside Job:

Any characters that are actual IRL people (epsecially Buzz Aldrin) (Keanu COULD be an exception MAYBE)

🐉 Yakuza/RGG:

Futoshi Shimano

Sohei Dojima

Keiji Shibusawa

Matsushige

Kyohei Jingu

Hiroshi Hayashi

Probably some more, but I think they're minor characters so I don't even remember their names. Feel free to ask for any!

I think that should be all for now! GO WILD!! I love writing and I'm here to serve y'all with what I can come up with 🐬💚

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