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ITS MY BIRTHDAY FUCKERS IM 18 AN ADULT MINORS DNI FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

#coming back from the dead bc im 18!!!! birthday!!!

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Hey one day I’ll come back to this thing lmao, not today but uhhh someday <3

#I still like ch I just….Forgot to post stuff here #maybe thisll be a regular ch blog rather than simply an ask blog #idk #what are my tags again….?

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They say and never do anything—

Holy shit I havent updated in 2 months!! Im so sorry folks! I will try to update soon!!!

#WHOOPS

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Back on my ch bullshit <3

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Holy shit I havent updated in 2 months!! Im so sorry folks! I will try to update soon!!!

#mod rei answers all

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Finland and Estonia, what is your relationship?

“Well, we’re really close!!” Estonia exclaimed. He was always excited to have an excuse to talk about the other. “I’m actually his translator! Finland is mute so he uses sign language to communicate!” Estonia explained. “We talk all the time! It’s great! Some people think he’s mean but he really isn’t. He’s just a bit walled off y’know?”

#ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #ch estonia #countryhuman estonia #countryhumans estonia #countryhumans finland #ch finland #countryhuman finland #see im not dead!!!

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UK what’s your opinion on your adopted son America? Many people show it like you hate him (which honestly I don’t blame you America is very annoying, countryhuman not country), is this true?

“I have…A mixed opinion on him. To say the least. I could say the same thing. That’s he’s an irresponsible, arrogant annoying little parasite. But the thing is, he knows that. He knows people dislike him yet still need him and uses that to his advantage. He’s…Smart in that way. And I admittedly admire him for that. It doesn’t mean I like him, but I don’t think he really cares about what I think…”

#ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #countryhumans uk #ch uk #countryhuman uk #tumblr is rlly slow rn?? especially when im trying to type rlly fast #it’s annoying

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I'm just gonna ask-

Switzerland why the hell are you so smart- no one can be that smart and not have sacrifice themselves to Satan.

(Love this blog its funny and amazing XD)

(Thank you!)

“Well when you’re one of two doctors who treat countries you kind of have to be smart. Plus, someone has gotta keep America from finding news ways to get himself killed—“ She said deadpanned.

#sorry for dying for like a month #will try to answer more asks tomorrow! #ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #ch switzerland #countryhuman switzerland #countryhumans switzerland

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Oi Brit, Is it True that your chips are called :ahem: crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? 

“See..This is why I have to take so many breaks from you humans, you all are so…so weird.” The UK said in utter confusion.

#/hj #ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #countryhumans uk #ch uk #countryhuman uk

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HOLY SHIT

Who are you people????? THANK YOU???

I’ll actually answer stuff tomorrow, prommy!!! Maybe I’ll even draw some stuff wink wink <3

Edit: maybe not tomorrow tomorrow but soon, IM WORKING ON IT

#mod rei answers all

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hi guys

“Hello there, how are you?”

#ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #countryhumans uk #ch uk #countryhuman uk #such a late reply idk how many of these ill do today

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!! 17 WHOOOO

#GOING ON THIS BLOG TOO IDC

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Behold! The main reason I came back to show Fakrica off. As the name implies he’s just….A fake version of America. Me and my friend made him for an au where Brit, Spain, France and Port go to hell <3! Fakrica is a game show host! And very epiccc, he can also shapeshift

Here’s some writing abt him!!

Britain looks down, his head was pounding, the blaring music and screaming crowd weren’t helping. Where was he??? He was some sort of podium above, he squinted at the people below, he couldn’t make anyone in the crowd, nor what they even WERE. But looking at the host gave him an interesting sight….Was that…America????

“Yoyoyo! What’s up people! It’s your main man, you know the name! It’s starts with an A and the ladies LOVE it! It’s….” ‘America gestured at the crowd who excitedly screamed out his name. “That’s right! America baby! And don’t you forget it! Cause we’re on my exclusive game show! It’s the totally tubular death defiance gameshowwwwww!!” He shouted out with his LOUD ASS MEGAPHONE. “And for our first contestant, we all know him, though we may not love him! It’s said the sun always shines on him, but is that true? It’s B-B-Britain!!!” He announced.

Suddenly Britain’s podium began to fall, and fall fast. He fell onto the ground before he even hand time to hold on to anything. The crowd cheered when they saw him. “Wasn’t that an entrance?! Tell me Brit! What are your thoughts?” He asked putting a microphone near him, however it was almost immediately taken away. “Just kidding! I don’t care!” He said, the crowd laughed. What was happening???

“Our next contestant is a lovely lady! She’s an alcoholic with a rat for a husband it’s P-P-Portugal!!” He announced. Far too quickly Portugal fell to the ground, equally as shocked and confused.

“Our final two contestants are a double whammy! Two egomaniacs who think they’re the best? Who will come out on top I wonder? It’s France and Spain!” He shouted once again.

This was insane! What was happening?? Where were they? Why was America doing this?! They all had so many questions and so little answers! But before they could ask anything, America spoke once again. “Now with this lineup I’m sure you’re all aching to get started but hold your horses! Because the totally tubular death defiance gameshow will be right back after these messages!” He said, pressing a button on his own podium that closed the curtain on the audience. He turned to Britain and Co.

“Speaking of messages, I got a few of em to give to my wonderful wonderful contestants…” He said with a softer more sinister tone of voice.

Something about this America didn’t feel right…And something told Britain they were gonna figure that out the hard way…

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I'M GOING TO DETONATE THE FALKLANDS-

“OH MY GOD PLEASE DON’T?????”

#who is it? your guess is as good as mine #IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS #IM SORRY MY AUTISTIC ASS WAS BUSY THINKING ABT A FAKE VERSION OF AMERICA WHOS A GAME SHOW HOST #ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

“Merry Christmas! And happy new years!” Britain says with a grin. “Hopefully all you humans will be gone by next year, one can only dream!”

#ch #countryhuman #countryhumans #ask #country answers #countryhumans uk #ch uk #countryhuman uk

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Merry Christmas, ask some stuff, will do my best to answer <3

#country talk

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Before you get mad at me, I’m pakistani, so I’m legally allowed to do this </3