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Stich, do you guys from the association have anything on badd being gay?

We don't uh. Keep information like that on our heroes. That's an HR violation.

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To Sitch: i am curious. So it looks like King and some other heroes have merch. Is that the HA's doing or another institution?

That's a good question, it's mostly handled by our marketing department. We outsource production elsewhere, obviously, but it's all an effort to "sell" our heroes, or rather, a favorable perception of them to the public in hopes of gaining--not only a profit from merchandising--but also more donations. No merchandise hits the shelves without our OK. That's the way things are done here.

-Mod Sitch

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Sitch, have cou considered "throw Saitama at the problem" as first response protocol?

No. If the S-Class is having a hard time handling a threat, there is already very little the lower classes can do other than add to our worker's comp premium.

-Mod Sitch

#asks #sitch #opm #one punch man

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phoenix man feed

f-feed?? FEED ME TO WHAT?

-Mod Phoenix Man

#asks #opm #one punch man #phoenix man

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Hey, Lord Boros, I have two questions. One, how does it feel knowing you're still stronger than anyone but Saitama, and two, have you ever tried fighting God?

I feel... accomplished.

I fared the stars looking for an opponent to either rival or best me, and I found what I sought. Saitama may have fucking ended my shit, but in doing so, he freed me of this journey. I accomplished what I set out to do, and died fulfilled.

And who is this... "God" you speak of? If he is anywhere near Saitama's strength, I can never hope to beat him.

-Mod Boros

#asks #boros #opm #one punch man

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Tatsumaki! Could I ask for some advice? What would you do to make people respect you if you didn't have your esper powers? I'm pretty insecure and afraid to speak my mind, and I can't think of anyone who displays an authority vibe better than you do!

PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVE ESPER POWERS!!!! I'M MORE COMPETENT AT THIS JOB THAN ANYBODY!! IT'S A WONDER THEY EVEN GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN I'M NOT HERE TO BABYSIT THEM!!!

....ahem, anyways. I'm not good at advice, you should find someone else to talk to about this.

But if you really want to be respected, make sure you're being heard. If people aren't listening, speak louder. And if they still don't listen, kill them.

Whatever.

-Mod Tatsumaki

#asks #opm #one punch man #tatsumaki

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hey zombieman how are your top surgery scars healing

Well, I don't have any, so I'd say they healed great. Thanks for asking.

-Mod Zombieman

#resurgence of this fucking blog just bc i could NOT ignore this ask DHFJKSDJKDFKG #zombieman #asks #opm #one punch man

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Hey zombieman, thoughts on deez?

deez?

-Mod Zombieman

#asks #zombieman

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(Are you well?)

no

#meta

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For Zombieman: What do you do in your free time?

That's a funny question. I don't think a lot of people, including myself, truly get free time. Even when I'm off from work and there's seemingly nothing else to do, I'll still look around my apartment and find clothes to fold, dishes to wash, etcetera. There are so few times I get to sit down and enjoy myself.

If I do, I might put on a record, watch a noir, maybe have a cigar... it depends, really, on how much I want to clean up afterward. I hope that answers your question.

- Mod Zombieman

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Hey Pig God, do you have a particular kind of food you like best, or are all foods equally great to you?

oouugh i dunno....I like pork and beef a lot. good calories, very tasty, protein...

there's also fish, noodles, dumplings, rice, soup, chocolate, watermelon, cake, pasta, hot dogs, hamborger, fries, potatoes, ramen, cereal, prridge, oatmeal, pancakes, sausage, chicken...

- Mod Pig God

#asks #opm #pig god

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To Boros, before you heard the prophecy, how did you think you’ll die? And did it change after the prophecy?

There was a time when I thought I would never die. My species lives for thousands of rotations around our planet's star, and to us, it feels like so many forevers.

My thoughts did not change after the prophecy. I was only told I would find a worthy opponent, not death. I received both when I arrived on Earth.

- Mod Boros

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Hey how limp are Garou’s wrists

IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Mod Garou

#off the rails #LMAO #garou homo in denial. #garou #opm #asks

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Fubuki, how is it like dealing with everyone in the blizzard bunch?

Although it's hectic at times, my followers are just that: followers. I say and they do because I am a leader and I put the work into building this group. It's not a job meant for the meek. You have to be confident, you have to be powerful, and you have to be elegant... which is why my group and I are so successful.

Still selling Christmas party tickets, by the way.

- Mod Fubuki

#asks #opm #fubuki

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Hey Bat! Are you prepared for Zenko to introduce you to her first boyfriend soon?

she's ten.

- Mod Metal Bat

#metal bat #asks #opm

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Flash please give some hair care tips for Saitama.

I would just be wasting my time.

- Mod Flashy Flash

#asks #opm #flashy flash

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Hi Zombie! How does it feel to save the world while you're naked? (By the way, if you're really traumatized today, I have a bottle of red wine...).

I'm not embarrassed if that's what you're asking. A body's a body, and we all have one. Besides, it happens pretty often, so regardless of my feelings on the matter, I just have to be used to it.

I appreciate the wine, thank you. That's very kind of you. However, you wouldn't happen to have something a bit stronger, would you?

- Mod Zombieman

#asks #opm #zombieman