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[barcatchatter]

That was a long fucking time ago and it wasn't as bad as it was when I was alive

Excuse me? Husk's first kid? He had a first kid before you?!

yeah. he was kinda a hoe in his youth, and well he still is.

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[barcatchatter]

I'm only a hoe to my wives

Excuse me? Husk's first kid? He had a first kid before you?!

yeah. he was kinda a hoe in his youth, and well he still is.

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[barcatchatter]

I'm all yours baby

Husker? More like HuNKer

I agree. @barcatchatter

[barcatchatter]

Bending him over, laying him on his back, holding him to the wall, etcetera etcetera

How is Husk the top when he's shorter than you?

It's called bendin' over.

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[barcatchatter]

I have no fucking clue what was said..

Howdy there!

It's slang Anon.

Now that you've got a kid and another is on the way, you've got to prepare yourselves for when the brats become teenagers and begin using slang.

Here's your first lesson. (listen up. All of yall.)

Allow me to demonstrate the things they might be saying.

Chat, this new hazbin hotel is so skibidi fortnite gyatt gacha devils don't fly emo sigma. The owner of the hotel is so down bad for her gf. it's mad sigma. angel lowkey the rizzler pulled two mans with one wink. W in the chat. Check, check eaglessss. IT'S TUESDAY, BROTHERRRR, Turtle! Hide in my shell! GET UPPPPPPP!

HUSKY! HELP! THEY'RE SPEAKIN' IN TONGUES AGAIN. @barcatchatter

[barcatchatter]

When the baby starts sleeping in a separate room and she cries in the middle of the night. Who'll go?

I'd imagine all of us but she won't leave the room for a while

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[barcatchatter]

Uh oh. What if Angel meets up with Valentino again?!

He doesn't need to give any attention to Valentino right now.

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[barcatchatter]

Caught word you and Angel were married. You better treat this porn star like a goddamn queen.

We're married to Alastor also

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[barcatchatter]

What if someone sprays you with a water hose?

Then it looked like I'm bringing Alastor a snack

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[barcatchatter]

Ik your breath smells like Alastor... thats not good

It smells like Angel and Alastor

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[barcatchatter]

What kinda bedtime stories will you tell?

Well, right now, we stick to fairytales and shit like that but we noticed she gets more happy when a dog is involved with the story

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[barcatchatter]

What easily makes you purr?

None of your fucking buisness

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[barcatchatter]

Why don't Angel Dust ruffle those feathers? 💋

Oh he does, so does Al

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[barcatchatter]

Do you regret dealing with Alastor or think fucked up fate led you to him?

It's a little bit of both but it turned out for the best

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[barcatchatter]

Kadence wasn't born a human. She's born to two former humans-turned-demons. So how much will her animal/bug blood affect her mannerisms?

We have no idea..

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[barcatchatter]

Does Kadence 'signal" whenever she wants Fat Nuggets at her side?

Heh it's real cute. She'll look all over to see where he's at then she reach out at him while giving a happy squeal.

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[barcatchatter]

If Kadence can go outside now, presumingly in a baby carriage, does she like getting fresh air?

She's very adventurous, she likes to look around at everything

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