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Foxtrot completes an internship at a circus at some point between the start of her junior year and graduation.

#foxtrot omgcp #denice foxtrot ford #omgcp #omgcp hc #omg check please #check please headcanon #check please

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Johnathan Hopper, being from the Chicago/Evanston area, is a major Fall Out Boy fan.

#johnathan hopper #hops #hops omgcp #omgcp #omgcp headcanon #omgcp hc #omg check please #check please

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Derek Nurse has a natural, stunning talent for accents and impressions.

#derek nurse #derek nursey nurse #nursey #omgcp #omg check please #check please #check please headcanon #omgcp headcanon #baseless omgcp headcanon

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Derek Nurse spends the month of September, every year, binging Star Trek: The Original Series.

#do not interrupt his yearly rewatch #omgcp #omg check please #check please #derek nurse #derek nursey nurse #nursey

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#vote bitty!

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been a long time since any of us posted here… maybe it’s time to throw some more of my baseless ideas into the void

-el

(also, we still take submissions!)

#omg check please #omgcp #check please #check please headcanon #eric bitty bittle #jack zimmermann #justin ransom oluransi #adam holster birkholtz #shitty knight #larissa lardo duan #chris chowder chow #derek nursey nurse #will dex poindexter #tony tango tangredi #connor whiskey whisk #i know i’m forgetting characters but we haven’t done everyone yet #and lbr there are so many

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oh shit, when did we get fanart?

from this post!!

your honor, they’re dumbasses

#i love being back here #and i love watching the people i follow on my personal do shit with my posts here #and they don’t even know it’s me chdhdhd

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hey! im trying to find a fic and wonder if you or ur followers may know it? its a high school au, zimbits focused, i remember a scene where bitty meets jacks parents in their super nice house for dinner? any help would b appreciated 💙💙

Any followers recognize this one?

#ask #c0olness

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Suzanne: When two young people are unmarried and—and involved-

Bitty: What did you say?

Jack: Don’t say it again.

Suzanne: INVOLVED.

Bitty: ...How dare you, mother, I am your ONLY SON.

*5 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOLVED??

*10 minutes later*

Bitty: What happens in my bedroom, mama, is none of your business.

*21 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOOOLVED?!?!

*40 minutes later*

Bitty: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

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Kent Parson listens to "I'm still good" by Hannah Montana on his bad days.

#i highly recommend #submission #he sure does #omgcp #kent parson

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jack’s accountant: your boyfriend has spent $26 on a single bagel every day for the past month.

jack: aw he’s so consistent i love that about him

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Jack: I was taking to your mom about the jam thing and -

Bitty: on god, I will ruin your credit score

#omgcp #check please #bitty #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #zimbits

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Holster, drunk: aw man we can’t go in here, Rans - it says 18+! there’s only two of us!

Ransom, also drunk: oh my god, Holtzy. we can, we just need to invite more people

#omgcp #omg check please #omgcp headcanon #justin ransom oluransi #adam holster birkholtz

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Jack often does promotional and community outreach at community centers and near schools in Providence and quietly delights whenever he passes the local Montessori toddler community recess field because it always results in a chorus of “Hi” and “Wha’ your name?” He tells the toddlers his name and they forget to ask a minute later but they just love greeting new visitors. The mix of wholesomeness and anonymity in just being a random “Jack” in this world is soothing.

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Nursey: I’d pay cash money for a whole pizza rn

Dex:...that’s how it works, babe

#omgcp #check please #derek nurse #dex #nurseydex #william poindexter

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Kid: I fell and hurt my knee

Jack: oh no, do u want me to put some ice on it

Kid: yeah

Jack, scoops ice bits, rubs on kids pants: better?

Kid: yeah

#omgcp #check please #jack zimmermann #jlz as shit i do with my swim kids

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I sincerely believe with my whole gay heart that Coach is a good southern dad which means he loves his son and doesn’t know how to show it,but is genuinely trying. That should not be confused with a bad southern dad who might act exactly the same way but without the vague air that they’re trying.

#omgcp #check please #bitty #eric bittle #coach bittle #southern dads are all cryptids