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Intro post (Oc x cannon poll)

Hello everyone :D

I bring a new poll account to you all

So I have a question for you: Do you have an Oc (or Self insert) for a certain media that you like to ship with a cannon character? Do you want an excuse to ramble about their relationship? Well good! Because that's why we are here!

This is the oc x cannon poll, where we will put these oc x cannon relationships against each other!

Please submit people to this google form (though if you rather submit in an ask or dm, that is ok too)

Rules and Notes:

I'm going to say this now, when the polls start, no hate toward any ocs or the relationships will be tolerated. This is for silly fun.

Relationships do not have to be romantic! I am using the word ship because it is easier, but if you have an oc and you think they are best friends with your blorbo? Thats fine too

The relationships don't even have to be positive. If they hate each other or something that's also fine

(Though for romantic relationships all characters involved have to be 18+)

I will not be accepting characters from: Harry Potter, DSMP or those associated with them (Other Mcyt is fine), attack on titans, or groups that involve fictionalized versions of real people (This one is a case by case bias so feel free to ask me about this)

Submissions will last until....whenever really. I don't know how many submissions I will receive for this, so we have to see

Tagging for visibility: @tournament-announcer @most-datable-datable-bracket @sexiestpodcastcharacter @mlmshipbracket @most-tragic-character-tournament @the-ballerina-battle

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ROUND 2: POLL #4

ROUND 2 ALL POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Luca Paguro/Alberto Scofano:

NO PROPAGANDA SUBMITTED

Detective Hunch Curio/Daniel Fucks:

Ok so first of all things I feel I need to give some context that: Mentopolis is a TTRPG and a  story that takes place in the brain of a man named Elias Hodge, and its noir parody thing. and all the characters represent something in his brain. Hunch is curiosity and Dan is the pleasure center of the brain. Dan owns a speakeasy/bar called Sugah, making him a known criminal, and Hunch is a detective. Ok now ship propaganda

- Hunch mentions once how whenever he doesn't know where to go, he goes to Sugah

- Dan tells Hunch that Hunch is his favorite customer 

- Since Mentopolis is a TTRPG, Dan has this ability where he can help someone success an action, but the other character has to recall a pep talk Dan gave them once. This ability is only ever used with Hunch (As far as I remember I could be wrong with this one)

(The rest of this is big spoilers)

- Dan has almost died twice and Hunch constantly gets beat up but always bounces back. He lives on cartoon physics- he cannot die. They are perfect together.

- One instant of Dan almost dying, Hunch lied to the police that he is going to take him into custody himself, or something similar, and then he just takes Dan to his office and nurses his wounds with cold steaks. (Hunch carried him there over his shoulders like a sack). While At this point Dan is unconscious. While Hunch is treating him, Dan starts to have a dream about a women  that Elias has a romance interest in (Reminder, Dan is the pleasure part of Elias's brain) and this causes Dan to be filled with a sense of longing and pleasure. All of this is before Dan starts to wake up, and when Dan is waking up, he sees Hunch's face and announced "Ah, heaven." . Which is. Hmmmmm. 

   ( In this same instance Dan's pep talk ability is used to let Hunch heal people wounds with cold steaks in under 30 minutes. Said pep talk that hunch remembers is Dan and Hunch standing in front of a cow and Hunch telling him "Good friends are a lot like steaks, a good one is rare" Which isn't a pep talk but still, its very fun)

- The other time Dan almost died; Hunch once again tried to help nurse him to health with cold steaks. This is after Hunch is punched though like 2 building, falls down and eats wood and then  hops back on a train to get back to where the rest of his party was. Like I said he lives on cartoon physics. (Now Hunch wasnt the one that helps bring Dan back this time, but still counts for something)

Hunch also full on jumps on and bodyslams the person that also Killed Dan also, which is fun

#hunchfucks sweep #other polls

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Round 8|Ζ (Final Round)

EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.

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If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

LOKI:

LAURANCE ZVAHL:

#laurance please... #other polls

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ROUND 12/13 FINAL

[There wasn't a second round 13 so I'm putting the winners of their respective polls against each other- sorry if this causes any inconveniences.]

#vote dan please forme

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Last hour!

Poll: Finale

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hey. you.

yes. you.

do you like idols??? idol characters??? idol animes??? idol music???? those idol mobile gacha games that slowly steal all of your money from you that i personally am not addicted to at all????

well then do i have the tournament for you!!!

introducing….

THE FICTIONAL IDOL TOURNAMENT!!!

a tournament where you can pit all your favorite idol characters against each other in the ultimate competition to see who is truly the top idol.

the rules are simple. they must be fictional. they must be an idol, specifically a japanese idol (or an idol living and performing in japan, yknow what i mean). they can be from a media centered on idols (ex: haruka from idolm@ster) or one that has nothing to do with it (ex: sayaka from danganronpa). also, they have to be considered an idol in universe, so take bandori for example: characters from the units pastel*palettes would count, as they are idols, but characters from the unit poppin’party would not count, as they’re just meant to be a band despite functionally being idols but that is neither here nor there.

all are welcome to compete here!!

submit your idols here!!!

https://forms.gle/Dw9QhRhGXMP65kgs9

when will submissions end! who knows??? but i will tell you.

#other polls

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Poll: Finale

#propaganda

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Poll: Finale

#propaganda

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Poll: Finale

#tournament poll #poll tournament #poll #max x sandra #max bennett #sandra wilkinson #the goes wrong universe #the goes wrong show #spideypool #marvel deadpool #marvel #spideverse #spiderman #deadpool

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

GLENN GLENNNNNN

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose

Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

VOTE GLENN

Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!

THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god

Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸

HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????

GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

A celebrity chef from another plane

#vote glenn please #other polls

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Toxic Yuri Bracket Prelims Round 2!

#Anastasia and fanny please... #other polls

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Finales

We finally made it, on 10/16 3pm the finales of Max/Sandra from The goes wrong show vs Spideypool from Marvel will go live

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

#glenn close! #please for me

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Anastasia and Fanny pleaseeee

Toxic Yuri Bracket Prelims Round 2!

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2 hours left :)

Poll: Round 4 #2

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