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me fr

Fear me I come to steal your gender

NOOOOOOOOO! YOU FOOL! WITHOUT IT I'M—!

*puff of smoke*

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some sharpie tattoo i did today

if any professionals wanna give me some constructive criticism i’ll take it. i do wanna be a tattoo artist so im open ☺️

#sharpie tattoo #fake tattoos #sharpie #artist #art #bloodmoons randoms #tattoo

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only the most megatron line i've ever had a bot produce for me 😂😂😂

#tfp #megatron tfp #c.ai #character.ai #transformers #megatron #transformers prime

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#Instagram

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i read somewhere that vikings used to gift new brides kittens and immediately thought of viking!simon and a little kitten

big man with small animal? absolutely yes i’m ovulating

c/w: none

you cannot and will not tell me that he will not pick the scrunkliest kitten known to man. little black scruffy thing tucked into his palms and he just puts it in your lap the day after your wedding. mumbles something about tradition before skulking off

he expects you to dump the thing on someone else, not even give little scruff a name. but to his surprise you’re absolutely in love with this little ball of fur. you don’t go anywhere without it, fashioning a little collar for it and speaking to it as if it were your own child

he doesn’t expect you to be in tears when you tell him that the cat didn’t come home last night :( that you’re worried a wolf got to it and you just miss your baby!

huffs and puffs as he hunts around the dark forest, looking for a kitten who may as well be invisible. breathes a sigh of relief when he finds the thing handing on a tree branch. he’d grab it by the scruff before beginning his trek back home,

“ya gave your mum a right scare. don’t do that again.” he’d grunt to the cat who just meows right back at him, tail swishing in the air

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UGHHHHHH GET THIS MAN/WOMAN/PERSON A MEDALLLLL fucking yes dude

nothing will ever change my mind on how vessel most definitely gets off watching the others fuck you

II sometimes goes too hard and vess reminds him to take it easy

III fucks you like a lil bunny in heat and vessel degrades the both of you

IV insists on vessel joining the two of you so you have both their dicks in you..

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i am sad i did not see this yesterday

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

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I made a venn diagram that represents myself perfectly.

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Glad to trade, I got 36Ds if anyone wants em

i (trans person) give you (trans woman) my boobs, you (trans woman) get boobs and i (trans person) have a flat chest

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Literally FERAL

sharing for all the hand enthusiasts (the background noises took me out, they're so real for that 😂) | source

#sleep token #sleep token worship #sleep token vessel #vessel #bloodmoon's randoms

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At this point I think we just need a whole nimbus nsfw alphabet lmao

J,G,V for nimbus last time, I swear.

anon, you and I both know that's a lie

For the purposes of this I'm going with the headcanon that Nimbus has both sets of equipment

G = Generous/Greedy (do they give more than they take, or take more than they give?)

Nimbus is far too generous for their own good. They could get off just by getting their partner off, without so much as touching themself. That's not to say they don't appreciate a little reciprocation! But they'll never demand it from their partner.

J = jack off (masturbation headcanons)

Being a Cloudstrider is a stressful job. They like to unwind after a long day with a good wank. Usually, they use their own slick to lubricate their hand. Toys are used sometimes, but not always, because often times they're too exhausted to bother with cleaning them afterward. They have actually fallen asleep a few times without finishing.

V = Volume (how loud are they?)

Nimbus is extraordinarily loud. To the point they had to soundproof their walls so they would stop disturbing their neighbours.

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I love our Nimbo

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Why is Nimbus so godamn fine?

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NO BECUASE I WAS IN THE SHOWER LIKE AN HOUR AGO AND WAS LIKE “THEY WOULD 100% BE A POT HEAD” AND JUST NODDED TO MYSELF LIKE “YUP”

nimbus would smoke that zaza, try to argue w me about it

#nimbus destiny 2 #destiny 2 nimbus #nimbus #nimbus w da zaza #destiny 2 meme #d2 meme #art

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my sister: what’s your favorite planet on destiny?

me: nimbus

my sister: …

my sister: …

me: i said neptune

my sister: you said-

me: i said neptune