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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

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If the lore doesn’t specify about a particular thing happening and then later elaborates and says that the thing *can* in fact happen…

It’s

Not A

Fucking

Retcon.

#raptor crumbles #this is technically a response to some tabletop game drama #but it could be applied to other fandoms #literally nothing has changed with the story with the addition of the new information #guys just made assumptions and now theyre mad because of their assumptions #over inconsequential trivia that changes literally nothing

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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You're drunkenly stumbling home one night and from the duckboards through the booze haze you see the most scrumptious ass teasingly glide away deeper into the dark swamp. You follow, legs getting heavier and orientation more difficult by each step.

How many times that scenario has played out in Ditovo is not easy to calculate but it's likely not zero. The more sober locals will tell you that the slamreta, also known as "harlot of the lake", is not a malicious creature, it wants nothing to do with you in fact. This animal uses inflatable sacks on its hind legs to float on the water's surface perfectly still as it looks for fish or other small things to eat. It hunts using its sharp vision and plunges its long neck to reach prey. It's long tail is curled up to act as a stabilizing anchor. At sign of danger the slamreta can deflate the hind leg sacks to dive and swim away. It spends most of its time in water and will build a nest in-between reeds or other shore vegetation.

#my initial thought was #oh! that bunyip be thicc #lol

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Eclipse

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Got ourselves a seat in the yard to watch the moon consume the sun and riiiiiight at the main event a huge cloud went and censored it all. :(

Couldn’t see anything until the moon started moving away. No totality nor funky shadows for us.

Just dark.

#raptor crumbles #eclipse

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in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

#‘bis only ever play link’ #>.>() #*is bi* *plays link* #hmm #to be fair i also enjoyed Roy #villager and pirahna plant too in the most recent one #but im shit at smash so. it doesnt really matter who i pick lol

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

#my highschool english teacher showed us this movie during our macbeth segment #it was awesome

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Not everything the Christians do is stolen from some anonymous pagan culture. I'm sorry y'all but the Christians did actually come up with a bunch of shit on their own.

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

#there used to be this taxidermy snowy owl at the museum that used to scare me as a kid #then i got a lil older and became scared of aliens #like legit lil green spacemen #lol #nowadays its just plain ol thalassophobia #and falling? #like i dont like standing on metal grates and i cannot do plexiglass floors

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it's science

can't argue with the facts

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

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My very late opinion on the fairy v walrus debate is… I don’t live somewhere within the native ranges of a walrus, and even the nearest zoos/aquariums that can house one are a few hours away.

Whereas with a fairy there’s no concrete description of what one looks like. For all I know the postman is a fairy. (Needs to be invited in, asks for your name, receives favors- packages-in return, runs on their own set of bureaucratic rules, enjoys bowls of cream left on the porch)

So naturally the walrus would be more surprising.

#raptor crumbles #the fairy walrus debate