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atsumu and bokuto, bursting into hinata’s room: SEE !! HE’S MAKING OUT WITH TOBIO-CHAN… huh?

kageyama, pausing the match they were watching: ?

hinata, to kageyama: really? why didn’t you tell me, tobio? i would have paused the video.

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daichi: why is hinata in the hospital?!

suga: he was at kageyama’s house and he tried to climb on the kitchen counter while trying to escape from kageyama because he shaved off kageyama’s eyebrows

daichi: did he fall?

suga: yeah. he fell into the sink filled with a bunch of knives

daichi: so it was blood loss?

suga: no, it was blunt force trauma

suga: kageyama tried to kill him for bleeding all over the kitchen

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hinata: there’s only one thing you need to know about kageyama tobio.

suga: that he seems cold on the outside but he’s actually paying attention to everyth on the inside?

tsukishima: the origins of his ‘king of the court’ nickname?

oikawa: that he’s one of the top setters amongst other high school vball players?

yamaguchi: that he’s completely and totally in love with you?

hinata:

hinata: okay so maybe it’s more than ‘one’

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tanaka: kiyoko and i are thinking about building treehouses for the kids

tanaka: do you and asahi want to do the same?

noya: nah

noya: treehouses make him sad

tanaka: … what?

noya: it’s insulting to the tree

noya: like

noya: “hey! i killed your friends! hold the remains of their bodies for me!”

tanaka:

tanaka: okay, yeah. ill tell kiyoko we’ll just make a playhouse…

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yamaguchi: kageyama really is the whole package, huh?

yamaguchi: handsome, sporty, athletic, tall, a good listener, attentive to the people around him… is there anything he CANT do?!

tsukishima: pass an exam.

yamaguchi: jesus christ, tsukki—

hinata: participate in “bring your grandfather to your match” day

yamaguchi: JESUS CHRIST, HINATA?!?!

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daichi: there are literally no more snacks left in the kitchen.

suga: … is this a “because you’re the snacc” joke?

daichi: no

daichi: it’s a “kick tanaka and nishinoya out or make them pay rent” joke

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kageyama: god, you’re aggressive

hinata: yeah but im short, so it’s adorable

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kageyama: i think hinata is dropping hints that he wants me to propose

yamaguchi: what kind of hints?

kageyama: he keeps showing me his wedding pinterest board

kageyama: and randomly tells me his ring size

tsukishima: that isn’t a hint

tsukishima: thats called a kick in the ass

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hinata: yamaguchi, tsukishima won’t get out of bed

yamaguchi, getting ready for practice: just tell him i said something

hinata: like what?

yamaguchi: anything factually incorrect

[ seconds later ]

tsukishima, bursting in: i’m sorry, did you just say that dinosaurs were mammals ?!

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daichi, supervising the first and second years clean up the gym: if you guys throw another good fight in here, im joining in.

noya: how is that a threat?

daichi: im using peas.

tanaka: frozen?

daichi: no

daichi: in the can.

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hinata: how do we know if the light really goes off when we close the fridge?

kageyama: i don’t know. why don’t you get in there and find out?

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sakusa: when i said “bring me back someth from the countryside”, i meant like a seashell.

atsumu, struggling to hold a chicken: well ya didn’t fuckin’ specify that, omi-omi

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daichi, walking into the gym: good morning everyone

tsukishima: good morning.

suga: morn’

kageyama: *polite grunt*

daichi: all of you sound dead

daichi: why don’t you spice it up every once in a while?

tanaka, bursting in and slamming the door: GOOD MORNING BITCHES AND BROS AND NON BINARY HOES !!!!!

daichi: i take that back.

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tanaka: kiyoko-san is so cool… i bet she eats a lot of ice.

noya:

tanaka:

noya: bro.

tanaka: yeah, i know. i see why im still single

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iwaizumi: the weather is as hot as you are

oikawa: awww iwa-chan! you’re so— wait.

oikawa: it’s raining

iwaizumi: yep

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takeda & ukai, walking into the kitchen: *sees tanaka and noya rummaging thru the cabinets*

noya: coach! sensei! help!

tanaka: where’s the pesticide?! we’re trying to kill tsukishima!

ukai: …

ukai: under the sink. knock yourselves out.

takeda: wait no—

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