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Chris Redfield does not view you as a catch.

You are not meant to be taken in such an unassuming light. To be caged. Molded into a lifeless husk. Cold marble replacing the warm light of the deity he knew you to be.

You are meant to be worshiped.

To be looked upon with a sense of grace and respect. To have men waiting at your every beck and call as the world worked itself aimlessly around your existence.

This was his reasoning, of course. He couldn't think of any other rational thought when he was around you. He attributed his mindlessness to an all power he could not contend with. Merely succumbing to the divine ways about you until he was nothing more than a prophet groveling at your feet.

Pleading for your foresight. Begging for a taste of your bread. And once you gave him a drop of your sacred wine, he was forever bestowed to you. Etched within the flying cathedral of your heart as he made his repentance to you every night within the sanctity of your bed.

I have absolutely no idea what this is, but this man is taking over my brain, and I don't know what to do about it.

@homicidal-slvt , this is all your fault (thank you)

#resident evil #chris redfield #this mans claws are sinking into me #and i dont know what to do about it #why is there so much religious imagery? #dont know #just how it felt

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What the hell is happening to me?

Me, a full blooded Soap Thirster.

Yeah. These men haunt my dreams.

Chris Redfield existing

Oh, for fuck's sake.....

#soap squad™️ #chris redfield is making his presence known #this is all because i replayed village #jfc this man is so fine #and his arms #wanna gnaw on them tree trunk biceps #chris redfield #resident evil village

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Gym Rat Soap doesn't help you recover from a bender by simply giving you fluids and an Advil.

His mindset is much more elaborate.

You have to sweat out the overabundance of alcohol prior to beginning the recovery.

And what better way than expelling the toxins then by riding his cock.

He'll guide you for the first half. His hands glued to your hips as you aimlessly bounce on top of him.

But the remainder is all on you.

And if you're unwilling to go the distance, be prepared to feel the full force of him as he flips you over and wraps your legs around his waist and shows you what it means to completely cleanse yourself of all unnecessary and over indulgent concoctions within your inebriated system.

#soap squad™️ #gym rat soap #sweat cleansing is the best cleansing #at least in his book #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap mactavish x f!reader #soap mactavish x reader #call of duty #cod

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Soap and Mason playing Oculus together would probably be one of the funniest things ever to be seen.

They'd mostly likely break something (the tv), fall over the couch or end up running into each other so many times you'd have to end up putting them on either sides of the room.

I know the gif isn't Oculus, don't @ me. I'm just trying to prove a point at how stupid these two dumbasses would be with VR headsets.

#soap squad™️ #pockets full of stones #soap x mason roommates #friend reminded me of this video and i automatically thought of these two

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i know that everyone says this but the mw3 rm soap death was shit awful . looking back at it, logistically , it shouldn’t have happened .

so the first injury in this was soap being shot in the right shoulder (most likely in joint tendon region) . pretty painful , and if did hit in the area i believe it did , would hinder mobility in the upper right region of the body (neck, arm, some torso muscles .

HOWEVER !! soap has proven to be shot in similar or worse regions in other missions and has been able to carry through and complete objective alive .

what you are seeing is a move that should have killed makarov instantly . this is a stab performed to the external jugular vein (and due to soaps experience , possibly a carotid artery . i was taught this attack in weapons studies , my friends in the military were also taught that this region is one of the quickest ways to krill . (not giving murder advice just trying to prove a point please don’t ban me) not to mention this is immensely painful . realistically , mans should have dropped then and there . not to mention there were sas soldiers who should have opened fire the second they saw him anyways ??

now THIS is the part that pisses me off the most. see makarov’s lock ? that actively engages the trapezius and scalene muscles , which would be DIRECTLY affected from the stab would . combined with the fact that soap is (estimated) 80-90 kgs , he would not have been able to perform that lock let alone hold it .

and with soap being part of the fucking MILITARY , he should have been able to get out of that by a) breaking the locked arm and using the other hand to either disarm / kill makarov (which he should have been able to handle , especially judging by the fucking alone mission) or b) hitting the back of makarovs knee to send them both to the ground, slip under him to not break his arm and hit em w the buck+trap+flip to get a vantage, and then continue the fight from there, which should be very short anyways considering that makarov’s bleeding out faster than a fucking SNAKE STRIKE . and somehow with the majestic force of activision giving less than 2 fucks about all the characters and medical theory there , makarov manages to get a straight aim and shoot soap straight through the ear ??!! and then bolt past a fuck ton of bullets that should have BEEN FIRED ON HIM EARLIER and then hurl himself INTO A TRAIN . if you wanted to kill of one of the leads in the modern warfare series , do it in a way that is well written and thought out and accurate .

#soap squad™️ #i feel this #right to my soap loving soul #fuck you Activision #mitoad #every day my spite towards mw3 rm gets worse and worse . i will fistfight everyone in activision over this #i check back on this clip all the time and it gets worse and worse #yes i did just use all of my health #military and sparring knowledge to fuck over this scene #cod modern warfare #cod mw3 #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw3 spoilers #cod mw3 rm #john soap mactavish

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"So you do like me?"

"I like you alive."

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pls take this sick doodle as an apology for not posting

#soap squad™️ #need to be sandwiched between them #elsyianvrt #soapghost #call of duty #cod modern warfare #cod #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #procreate #digital illustration #modern warfare 3 #modern warfare 2

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4Runner Soap x f!reader hunting/chasing trope

cw: mention of firearms

4Runner Soap is a hunter. He's proficient in the detection of deer, hog, bear, wolf and the greater cats.

He has a habit of doing perimeter checks when you stake down a camping site deep in the wilderness. Trekking a three hundred meter circle around the epicenter and painstakingly scrutinizing the environment for any signs of big game or nearby predators.

You, on the other hand, generally stay behind to finish with the tented habitat provisions.

Water filter? Check. Propane cooker? Done. Chairs and portable table? Set up before he had time ask. 9mm Browning? Already on your hip.

Through years of monthly excusions and weekly trips to the range, you'd become quite adept at laying out a well executed and comforting encampment that is both fitting for your security and adequate to the needs of his militarized undertones.

Your curiosity peaked one brisk afternoon once stringing up the necessities in record time. Deciding to interject Soap's wilderness reconnaissance with a most perplexing inquiry.

"Can I join you?"

He eyes you over with a glance. A smile creeping into the corner of his mouth as he holsters his custom made 1911 pistol.

And a sudden flame ignites in the blue of his eyes as he contemplates your inclusion to come along.

"Aye," he answers lowly. Maintaining his composure with a steady brow.

"Be good fer ya to get acclimated with the terrain, bonnie. Learn the ways of the bush an' all."

You answer with a smile of your own. Content and relieved with his comfort for you to tag along.

Your lips then quietly part to express your gratitude. But the words disappear on your tongue as he leans in and whispers with a tantalizing bite into your ear.

"Besides. Never know when yer gonnae need ta hol' up in a tree if a wolf be huntin' ya."

Part 1 Part 2

4Runner Wingman Masterlist

#soap squad™️ #4Runner Wingman #hunter/chaser soap #gonna keep yall guessing with this one #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap mactavish x you #soap mactavish x f!reader #johnny mactavish x you #johnny mactavish x f!reader #cod fanfic #cod soap #call of duty

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#super soap sunday #soap squad™️ #look at that little tease of a torso #orbuz228 #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap art #cod art #call of duty #cod

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Caught in 4k

#soap squad™️ #amikoroyaiart #ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #modern warfare ii #ghost x soap

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MDNI 18+

cw: mentions of alcohol

Captain MacTavish gets overly needy and desperate when he's had one too many whiskys.

If you're out with him at a bar or with company, he'll keep himself in check. But expect his hand to be surgically attached to your thigh the entire time. Teasingly inching forward until you swat him away with a firm 'don't even think about it' stare. He pulls back for a while. Retracing his efforts repeatedly until you finally give in and take his needy drunk ass home.

The same can not be said if you're at home with this inebriated beast.

Good luck trying to pull your way out of his grasp. Constantly pawing at your hips. Burying his face and mumbling into your neck as he lays his massive weight against you in the couch.

"C'mon, love. Jus' lemme have a taste. Y'know I get a bad case a'the munchies when I've had too much a th'cratur."

You remain steadfast. Stoic to his liquored induced privation for as long as you can. However, it's when he flashes you those glazed baby blues accompanied by a whimper you'd be damned came from another man that you ultimately falter.

"Oh, for God's sake. Fine. But make it quick. I am trying to catch up on Black Mirror here."

You had to rewatch the last four episodes of the season over again the next day. Because if there's one thing Captain MacTavish does not suffer from, it's whisky dick. And his unending need to constantly feast in your cunt.

Non Oblitus.

a/n: cratur - whisky

Captain MacTavish Masterlist

#soap squad™️ #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #such a needy little bastard #whisky makes him so horny #captain mactavish #captain soap mactavish #cod soap #captain mactavish x you #captain mactavish x f!reader #call of duty

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Captain Gym Rat Soap can fold me in half like a panini maker and complement on how the yoga's working and I'd be totally fine with that.

#soap squad™️ #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #captain gym rat soap #just you wait til he makes an appearance #yall aint ready for this menace #captain soap mactavish #captain mactavish #og soap #call of duty

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"Break's over, Roach. Let's go."

#soap squad™️ #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #need him #captain soap mactavish #captain mactavish #og soap

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IM DONE WITH MY FINAL EXAMS YIPPPPEE have some hoochie daddy shorts soap

oh and one more.

(if you wanna see the full pic its on my twitter!!! )

#soap squad™️ #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #cod soap #rusticfurnace #call of duty #cod art

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#windows down #bass pumpin #feeling it all #feel it all #vinyl theater #music #Spotify

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sharks and naps 💞 commission for lovely @tapioca-milktea1978 <33

#soap squad™️ #absolute snuggle bears #mizushibart #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost/soap #soapghost #ghoap #fanart #art #digital art #mwii #mw2

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Same.

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

i’m so normal about soap guys (i’m not)

#soap squad™️ #so normal about this mohawk menace #love him #starrluhvr #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #cod soap #call of duty

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Will also accept your Blockbuster card.

!Reminder!

If your age (of some indication) isn’t in a pinned post or bio, then I’m gonna block.

Indication of age examples:

- any form of 18+, 20+, 30+, etc

- year you were born (although i do not advise putting your birth year in your bio)

-your actual age 36, 21, 52, etc (i dont necessarily recommend this option either)

- someone had in their bio that they’re a few decades old and ill accept that?

-older than (YouTube, Google, the Internet, etc) ill take this too

#ageless blogs get blocked #im showing my age here