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i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

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zionists are nazis

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(Picks up Once by James Herbert)

Me: I know you! you wrote Rats. I can’t wait to be scared shitless by more horrific tales of the mundane.

(One fae masturbation scene followed a near death experience later)

Me: Oh this is a sex horror book…

Me: …

Me: Are there any hot fae men?

Brain: It’s written by a dude?

Me: Yeah, I don’t know why i bothered asking either.

#I need to learn to dnf books #but now I have to know where this erotic insanity is going #(also male authors. could you please include hot dudes in your work? #why are you giving me war and peace on this ageless golden haired beings lack of pubic hair #while also reminding me the mc is bland as white toast #but somehow has three beautiful women wanting to bed him #throw me a bone)

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one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

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He was pissed because I was holding him like a burger. don't be burger shaped then

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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

#10068 signatures

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Kasha for @queenofnohr !

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boyfriend fit for the final showdown

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I don't like the naked one

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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

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I think the funniest thing I learnt today was that antis DID try to make their own ao3, but the restrictions made it impossible to do anything.

Nobody on the site could agree on one solid concept of "moral" and "immoral", so it spawned a plethora of huge arguments and the site had to be shut down.

And the tagline was "good fiction for good people."

Make of all that as you will.

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ACE WEEK COMIC...01!!

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Day 2: cat + autumn

Ummm the most autumn cat I know?

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Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus), in transitional plumage, family Phasianidae, Alaska

photograph by Kristina Ellis

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Meryl. It means “bright sea”.

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btw I’m talking about what you sort by, not what you use to find fics (tags, pairings, fandoms, etc)

#I will always used date updated as I've pretty much read everything I've want to read in my longterm fandoms #for new fandoms I will still scroll through date updated #and if it has a huge backlog then I will go through kudos/hits to find older fics