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man my benis so large and yet scientists still have not figured out its intended purpose

#idk how to tag this #rambling

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With apologies to the entire archaeological community

#chat do I tag him

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The Knight of the Flowers (1894)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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Happy Fossil Friday! This is the skull of Liberty the Lambeosaurus sp. from the upper Judith River formation near Havre, Montana. It was found by Jack Wilson and Denver Fowler in 2020 and its preparation is nearing completion in our lab.

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text from porter robinson's "goodbye to a world"

every single animal in this comic is extinct. it's not too late for the ones that are left.

edit: thanks @mudcrabmassacre for the correction, smilodon fatalis did not in fact go extinct in 1023 AD. the actual prediction is around 10,000 years ago - I think i may have missed a zero or two.

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me, rembering that "dumbass" is NOT a term of endearment for most people and randomly calling people it will offend them

#idk how to tag this #rambling #dumbassery

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#I would like to awake one morning from troubled dreams and find myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin

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gifs of various pseudoscorpions

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Daily Cephalopod #183

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Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

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Colin Adams on 4- and 5-dimensional knots

illustrations by Christine Heinitz and Thomas Banchoff

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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No offence but I feel like some people got a little too comfortable with telling people to touch grass and swung all the way round to just straight up shaming anyone who might have a less active social life than them to feel better about themselves. “She should be at the club” was a really funny meme until people started acting like fucking middle school bullies towards people who don’t go out with their friends a lot. All those drinking/drugs/sex milestone polls were fun to engage with until it became a wierd circlejerk making fun of people who haven’t done those things before. People on twitter are once again dogpiling someone for wanting queer social spaces that don’t revolve around alcohol or loud music and telling them it’s their own fault for not having friends.

Like I get that nightclubs and sex have strong ties to queer culture and are often the first targets in the hellscape of respectability politics. It’s important we remember our roots and protect these spaces from conservative scrutiny. I mean that. They are important. But just on a surface level it seems like people are starting to see having an inactive social life as some kind of moral failing which…it’s not. I feel like an insane person for feeling like I have to say this on the fucking queer autism website but like. You aren’t inherently a bad person if you don’t have friends. You aren’t “falling behind” if you haven’t had your first kiss in your 20s or never done drugs. The real world isn’t a movie. And if you see someone who doesn’t go out much and instinctually think “wow what a terminally online loser. I bet their social life sucks because they’re a sheltered creep and not because of systemic barriers beyond their control” you need to have a long hard look at why you feel that way.

There are very real barriers that prevent isolated people from finding community and connection. Do you think you’re superior for being able to breach them? Time, money, sobriety, accessibility, none of those factors were a problem for you, so it shouldn’t be for them, right? Right?

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I'm always curious about how people primarily listen to music, sooo

#the literal point of the album is that it's been created to have this specific intent #the best way to understand the artist's intent is to listen to the album!

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walks up to a lesbian couple "so which one of you is the old man and which one is the sea?"

#literature #hemingway #rambling #idfk man