Having thoughts that would get me in trouble with my mutuals
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all according to keikaku (Gods plan for u)
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I am on a precipice
and the drop is down, ‘way down.
I teeter—
I’ve been here before.
Is this the time I’ll slip?
Will I find my feet again?
Do I want to?
Oh God—
God of my refuge, be with me now.
I cannot say it—
cannot tell the people who
I must tell—
if this is a problem, oh God—
I am on a precipice,
and everything might change.
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i love poly ppl being like "my primary partner" i love them reinventing the concept of "my main hoe" and side hoes
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saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities
It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”.
the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry.
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Star Wars fans: make up an answer based on what sounds cool
Star Trek fans: use big words so that their answer sounds correct
Stargate fans: know the answer
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If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...
Google universities/colleges near you.
If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.
Look-up when the graduation date is
Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation
So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.
I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.
What I got for free:
Mattress and box springs
2 10 ft area rugs
The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.
Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds
My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.
Three short stools
An organizer rack
Watering can
Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)
Chairs
Shelves
What I got for cheap:
Two futons for $50
Custom coffee table with storage for $25
Three tall stools for $30
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.
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