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Jotaro typa guy to try make a joke for once in his life at the worst time like Polnareff asked the group the "boobs or ass?" question and Jotaro just then decided to make a joke and said "feet" and everyone got quiet and that's why Jotaro had PTSD, not from Dio but from everyone thinking he has a thing for floor grippers.

#jjba #stardust crusaders #jjba sdc #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jotaro kujo #jjba jotaro #jojos bizarre adventure #jean pierre polnareff #jjba polnareff #polnareff stardust crusaders #jean polnareff #foot #shitpost

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Jotaro pining headcanons

• He still has feelings like any guy, just that when he gets basically harassed by a flock of fangirls he constantly tells to fuck off that borderline stalk him just because he's pretty he kind of developed a wall toward romance because he thinks it'll be superficial.

• Honestly the only actual thing I see him falling with is friends to lovers

• You probably just treated him like an actual human and not just a handsome face, which I feel is important to him.

• He'd grow a friendship with you when seeing you don't want to fuck him and it would eventually slowly grow to something more.

• Slowburn 100%

• He'd be in denial for a long time and when he finally caves in he'd give the most extremely subtle hints even Einstein wouldn't be able to decipher.

• He'd probably just make an effort to be close to you more often.

• Bro is not good at it, ok.

• He'd probably never actually have dated anyone before you so he'd be nervous as hell.

• Would stare at you a lot.

• Would ask Joseph for advice and come back with two hours of teasing and a mental note to never ask a man married in the 1930s love advice.

• Would definetly ask Kakyoin and get mildly better advice he wouldn't use either because he's too much of a pussy to actually act.

• He wrote like over ten letters at 3am and they all ended up crumpled into a ball and on his floor.

• He'd tell himself he'd say it himself and have at least four attempts of 'I gotta tell you something' before actually saying it instead of going dead silent and giving out a random fact to pretend that's what he wanted to say before leaving and considering moving to another country.

• Ended up just blurting out "Date me" went dead silent and suddently tried to walk away before you grabbed his arm like bro WHAT?

• Would 100% walk you home that day even if your house is in the other side of the city (unless you go by car)

• Holds your hand when you go by streets without many people, tipping his hat to cover his increasingly red face.

• He'd probably want to keep it private at school because his fangirls seem fucking scary.

• Would definetly NOT be a PDA person

• If you kissed him that day he would probably become a walking tomato.

• Silly ocean man

#jjba jotaro #jotaro x reader #jotaro x y/n #jotaro headcanons #jjba x reader #jjba #stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo

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For some reason whenever I dance I get the violent urge to hump the air

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Jotaro is what would happen if Clint Eastwood and Columbo had a japanese kid they spoonfed steroids and that kid was emo.

Because Araki is an intelectual and fellow 2am overthinker of the 'what if's because he is literally me.

Araki if you're reading me this I would sell my kidneys for a chance to just bask in the heavenly atmosphere your presence would be.

#jojos bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #jjba jotaro #jjba sdc #Jotaro #jjba part 3 #clint eastwood #columbo #araki hirohiko

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Man I used to hate blonde people but my pookie had to dye his hair fucking blonde and now every time I see a blonde lad my brain goes "husband" like it thinks every blonde dude might just be him even though he lives far af.

Fuck blondes for making me a hypocrite.

#Blondes

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Can we bring 80s fashion back? /srs

#80s fashion #80s

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Kakyoin typa dude to know and be good at playing the piano because his parents forced him to learn when he was a kid and if he showed Jotaro because he asked him when he mentioned he knew piano with one of those pianos people like to keep and never play and Jotaro's like "oh you like piano?" Bro got the most unhinged look and was like "I HATE it"

#artist kakyoin #tenmei kakyoin #jotaro kujo #jojos bizarre adventure #noriaki kakyoin #gamer kakyoin #headcanon

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Random Josuke headcanons

• Typa guy to check himself out in every single car window or mildly reflextive surface "to check his hair"

• Typa guy to say no homo while sitting on his homie's lap kicking his feet

• Loud defender of vanilla icecream (as he should)

• Gossip enjoyer

• Once accidentally kissed okuyasu and screamed so loud he almost gave Koichi who had his back turned on them a heart attack only to giggle about it two seconds later like hey it wasn't so bad bro

• This man fucking skips to school and noone cares at this point

• Links arms with Okuyasu like schoolgirls

• Once beat up a dude for bullying Koichi for being short and called Koichi short himself less than ten minutes later

• Got confused for a girl when he was a kid because he liked pink shirts

• Occasional nail painting enjoyer

• Had sleepovers with Okuyasu and Koichi that looked more of a girls night at one point where they painted each other's nails and gossiped about Josuke's fangirls

#josuke higashikata #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #Josuke #josuke x okuyasu #josuke 4 #jjba diu #diamond is unbreakable #jjba pt 4 #koichi hirose #okuyasu nijimura

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Random Kakyoin headcanons

• He's half scottish (Japanese people wouldn't have natural red hair and would need at least one parent with red hair to have a small chance at being ginger)

• Has freckles he used to hide with foundation because Japanese Xenophobia™

• Likes Star trek and watched the one with the whales with Jotaro

• Gives thirty minute wikipedia-like rants bout frogs

• Has over five different hair products and brutally beat Up Jotaro for using 38-in-one shampoo-gel-conditioner-lubricant-mouthwash-toothpaste-laundrydetergent-rustcleaner-mayonnaise-etc Men's shampoo and gave him a two hour speech on hair care

• He lives a very very very very long and happy life continuing the bromance with Jotaro

• Would be a god in Minecraft

• And in memes

• His eyes are rather light sensitive since they're violet

• Cat person

• Would have definetly gotten an art major and regretted it

#kakyoin #noriaki kakyoin #jjba #stardust crusaders #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba sdc #gamer kakyoin #Artist kakyoin

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Naur bc saying naur is so fun.

Like- naurrr.

Man, if I was australian I would decline so many things just to pronounce that shit like that. Fighting tarantulas riding on alligators riding on kangaroos would be worth it.

#australia #naur #naurrr #like its not even funny #Naur #Nauuur

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I'm not goth or really have any goth friends but my condolences to all goth girls because every single man I've met who said "oh I want a goth gf" ended up being the lowest scum on earth.

My respect goes out to those yall who have to deal with that bullshit 😔🙏

#gothic #goth aesthetic #goth girl #goth #romantic goth

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Jotaro's ptsd isn't from Dio, it's cos the day before he shared room with Kakyoin and Kakyoin found out he used the men's shampoo 38 in one conditioner-toothpaste-shavingcream-detergent-mayonnaise-rustcleaner-lube-moisturizer-bicicleoil

#jjba #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #jjba jotaro #noriaki kakyoin #gamer kakyoin #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba sdc #jojo no kimyou na bouken #red hair #slayyyyy

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To all my mootie patooties I missed yall sorry I dissapeared from humanity.

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Even better, shush

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I almost forgot how few fucks the Ouran manga gives

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i need everyone to see the funniest fucking pigeon rescue in the world

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just jerked off and killed myself but im feeling better now can we still go on a walk tonight

#literally me