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hey girl

nah it’s HOMESTUCK???

#rose asks #mutuals my beloved #naur nevermind I rescind my comment

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#save #fav #god I love these

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no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

#idk who the fuck Dave is but this.. this is fascinating

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this is one of my favourite gifs ever like why would you make the inside red youre fucking killing him

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fighting in the anon war on rose cloverstellar on the side of rose cloverstellar (rip ur inbox frfr)

my honest reaction to these anons who r putting me in the trenches

#rose asks #anonymous

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i like you. flower 🌻

ur a light within the darkness anon

#rose asks #anonymous

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ok what the fuck did I do now

#rose talks #ok anon I get it you want me bad calm down ok like CHILL

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#get jupiter’d

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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i love making really silly pjo emotes (feel free to use on your own discord servers if you'd like 👍)

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Taking my son out for enrichment

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Art by Brecormark

#ohhh… these #these are gorgeous #save

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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when im in a "loudly and constantly say youre nothing like your father while simultaneously being a carbon copy of him" competition and my opponent is jason todd

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not now kitten daddy’s busy girlhating on tumblr dot com

#rose talks #ok the tags on my last post were too funny I had to make it it’s own post

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ok yeah this is really fucking funny

maybe the real dream stan was a singular person behind a computer that we triggered along the way

#this is why he hasn’t made content lately he’s busy up girlhating on tumblr dot com