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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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Made a couple brass robe pins

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Rat king but no one else showed up 🥲

#rat #art #doodle

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Lobster larvae fanart + crab

Love when a crustacean has like 7 larval stages like dude who is that for. Go off

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Love when a crustacean has like 7 larval stages like dude who is that for. Go off

#crabs #crustaceans #lobsters

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

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Don't laugh at Chase's huge bawbag

#hamsters #chinese hamster

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Crumpet has something to show you :p

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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I know you said no pets but would it be ok if i brought a flaming skull

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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

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Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲