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🙏🙏🙏 Caput Mortuum🙏🙏🙏

Draco has the biggest crush on her. 😳

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"I know that we killed Voldemort, but the six of us all together makes me really realise we defeated him."

Hermione Granger's Diary is fully uploaded now <3

For all your silly, early-twenties-being-messes-in-London cravings. I hope you enjoy, because sharing it has been such a pleasure.

#dramione #draco x hermione #a03 fanfic #fanfic #dramione fandom #dramione recs #theo nott

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have been dragging my heels SO much, but have finally finished drafting the final chapter of HGD.

Many feels! Much excitement! Four chapters left!

#hermione grangers diary #dramione

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*screeches*

New Dramione WIP - A Certain Slant of Light

This is my atmospheric post-Hogwarts gothic horror. New chapters every Tuesday!

The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey.

It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth.

And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone.

Read the first chapter on AO3

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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All my depictions of Draco are devoted and suffering for a reason x

Think I’m going to have to buy one of these shirts for myself if it gets me a Draco

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The sun is shining and my feet are PINK

#raspberry #oxford #not pictured: the magnolia tree #radcliffe camera

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“We are always losing more than we keep.”

For those interested by the memory plot points in Creep, I thought this was an enjoyable read!

Discusses memory in relation to memoir, and the fallibility of it. Wish it had been written when I was drafting!

#dramione #creep

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thinking how funny it would be if there was a crack fic fest inspired by ‘somehow palpatine returned’ and basically people just have to think up the most outlandish, ridiculous prompts allowing the writer to go ham on straight chaos with zero need for anything to make sense.

for example;

‘somehow Voldemort has actually been a duck the whole time’ or ‘somehow Hogwarts is just a giant rice cooker’ or ‘somehow a wand is now the size of a jousting lance’ or ‘somehow quidditch is actually underground and players have to race around in the dark like moles.’

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this is so fun!!

my writing list currently is:

What We Do In The Manor: probably a one shot, I'd like to write it literally as a TV script. A WWDITS spoof where everyone is holed up in The Manor together. Hijinks would ensue, naturally.

The Gothic Romance: traditional Victorian gothic with a twist. Currently untitled BUT fully planned.

I owe a friend a one-shot of Pansy/Alice meeting (from Creep), and I REALLY need to finish that haha.

I would love to read:

MORE Terry Pratchett adaptions. @onebedtorulethemall's Bad Omens was so delicious, I want more.

Imagine like, the DaVinci Code but Dramione. YES it's trash, but I need more adventure romcom capers.

This probably should be on my to-write list but I am bereft of the brainpower currently SO. I WANT A SEVENTH CENTURY DRAMIONE. ACTUALLY, DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE DRAMIONE. JUST GIVE ME SOME THINGS THAT ARE SET IN THE SEVENTH CENTURY!!

(if you were confused, the seventh century is the BEST century) (yes, medievalists have favourite centuries)

Fanfic AU Wishlist Tag

What are 3 au’s you’d love to write/draw/etc & 3 you’d love to read.

(Optional: tag 6 or more friends whose AU dreams you want to hear about)

Write

✏️ Hannibal / Silence of the lambs au: So what if you had to align yourself with a monster to stop a bigger one? What if you Fell In Love With Him??? What if it was a lumione….??!?

✏️ Sports team au: This has been in my head for a while, and I’m basically imagining the Mighty Ducks or Hardball, but at Hogwarts

✏️Masterchef: Yeah that’s right. The cooking show (UK version obvs). I already have a rough outline in my wips folder 👀

Read

📖 Fourth wing: This book is trash (and I will never stop telling people that) but I think the idea has merit, and I’d like to see a better realised version of it with less [everything]. Hogwarts but each student is bonded to a dragon…

📖 Hallmark au: Just vacuum up every single Hallmark movie trope and set it in Hogwarts. Bonus points for ending with a hard cut to black after the first kiss

📖 Trek au: dramione in space. Put everyone on a starship exploring strange new worlds and learning how to love

Thanks @eurhythmix for the tag! I’m sooorrry it’s languished so long! You caught me right as I was hopping on a plane and then I Forgot with the kerfuffle of coming back 😭This was a lot of fun to think about!

Tagging @cr0ftisprocrastinating @16-pennies @skiitter @scarlet-it-was @secretsofcirce @schmem14

#tag game #crofts insane rambling

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Hey… a fellow Oxford student here (John’s, because we know that’s the obvious Oxford introduction), but I’ve just finished reading Creep (loved it btw) and all I could think the entire time is how much Draco would LOVE Tuesgays at Plush.

If you have time, I would love to know your thoughts (or maybe even a one shot….)

omg HELLO! (I'm Univ, previously Balliol!)

Thank you so much. You are correct, he'd have the BEST time. He'd obviously be taken first on some sort of rugby social on a different night, and then Alice would insist on dragging him along, and then he'd get cross at her for not taking him before, because he'd be having so much FUN.

He'd also avoid getting sick because they'd have some sort of anti-cold potion. (Every time I go into that place I end up catching like seven different diseases, which I blame on the condensation).

I think he'd probably manage to convince Hermione to come one time, but after she got squished in the wrong end of the smoking area and had a too many people bump into her, she wouldn't want to go back. And then her and Pansy would have civilised dinners or drinks at the Wine Bar in Jericho while Draco and Pansy were out being feral, and they would be very smug that they didn't wake up reeking of Out and feeling disgustingly hungover, like their naughty other halves xxx

#crofts insane rambling #creep #dramione

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first kiss

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me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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