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Dev Patel/Victor Demarchelier (GQ)

#Office scapegoat

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Me: why do writers always hurt their characters so much

Me @ my own OCs: 🔪🔪🔪

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❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜

“Good to know you have some faith in me, even if you’re only being a sarcastic little shit.”

#chasingxprongs #Answered

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"Morning After"

He hates this, he hates this, he hates this. He feels disgusting and filthy and sore and he hates himself and he hates Fenrir and he’s likely never going to recover.

#darkestmccn #Answered

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❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜

“Have you really had sex with every person you’ve ever kissed? That’s...so much sex, James.”

#chasingxprongs #Answered

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shit my teachers have said

#meme

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#Office scapegoat

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HP Moodboard: Cedric Diggory (x)

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slytherin’s colours are only green and silver because helga told him that he couldn’t ‘just put black down twice’ and he should just stop being a massive edgelord already

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#Office scapegoat

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Being a member of the Black family would include…

requested by anon

#re: under construction

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#sends the morning after meme to erryone

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Send "Morning After" for our muses to wake up after a one night stand.

Note: It doesn’t have to happen while our muses are drunk! One night stands can happen from sudden moments of passion.

#meme

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Dev Patel photographed by Caitlin Cronenberg, 2015.

#Office scapegoat

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me: *thinks about own OC*

me:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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#sleeeeep

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@winewomenwit

Name: Theo. Age: I’m in your year, Johnson. How old do you think I am? Do you like to cuddle?: Yes. Can we make-out?: This isn’t a date. I’ll have to think about it. A night in or dinner out?: Night in. It’s less tempting to hit your friends that way. Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Strawberries!!! Why is that even a question? What makes you a good Valentine?: I’m cuddly, affection, and easy to adore. Would you cook for me?: Sure, but I’m a vegetarian. Would you let me cook for you?: …sure, but I’m a vegetarian.

If nothing else, consider the good it’ll do your reputation to have spent a night with me. I’m quite a catch.

#he's very intrigued but i cant edit the post for some reason #submission