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the (sunny) weather is making me want to watch jackass again

i’ve been listening to my jackass playlist non stop it’s really making me miss my fixation

i want it back >:)

#rambles #jackass

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u alive still?

i am, just had a lot of changes in my life recently!

i haven’t had much time to write, sorry!

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I hope ur good and love your writing it's so good :)

quick question tho, how do you think the boys would react to pierced nipples on their partner????

ohhh they would go crazy

the boys finding out you have nipple piercings

in this: johnny, chris, bam

suggestive content

im gonna do this with the same scenario, and different reactions

it’s a regular day, filming new overly dangerous content with the guys, and someone has the genius idea for you to do a stunt into the water.

(like steveos stunt where he vaulted into the water from the bridge or whatever it was lol).

your boyfriend has been given the task of explaining the stunt to you, and as he’s explaining, you take your hoodie off in preparation. only to realise, shit. your shirt came off with your hoodie.

as your relationship with your boyfriend is relatively new, he had no idea you had nipple piercings…

well. he does now.

johnny:

he immediately stumbles over his words as you slowly realise you’ve just flashed your boyfriend

he clears his throat, then that signature knoxville smirk covers his face

“well. i didn’t know about those” he says cheekily, pointing at your nipple piercings that youre desperately trying to cover up

he’ll tell you to move your hands so he can get a better look

which earns him a slap on the arm for being so cheeky

“i like em baby. why cover them up?” he says, chuckling

he tries to steal a few more glances, then he’ll kiss you and carry on explaining the stunt to you

for the rest of the shoot, he seems very distracted, always lost in his thoughts

you catch his eye as he smirks to himself, and he blushes slightly before smiling again.

you know exactly what he was thinking about

chris:

oh boy

now he’s had a glimpse of them, he has to see them again

now, he’s a gentleman

so he’ll help you cover up

but he quickly ushers you away from everyone else and somewhere private

“since when?” he says, giggling

you play dumb, asking him what he’s talking about

which prompts him to pretend to grab his own boobs

“your piercings, babe” he says, smirking

he asks you the regular questions, did it hurt, is it sensitive, what happens if someone has a magnet

all that stuff

for the rest of the day, he’s distracted - staring constantly

“babe, do you think i’d suit them?”

bam:

he’s a little shit

so he steals your shirt and hoodie

“move your hands and i’ll give you your shirt back” he says, smirking

if you’re adamant you’re not gonna show him, he gives you your shirt back with a sheepish apology

he disappears for a minute, then comes back in time to see you do the stunt (take what you want from this ;) )

he drops the subject for the rest of the shoot, but you can tell he’s thinking about them

afterwards when you’re relaxing, you can tell he’s still thinking about them

so flash the man and let him be happy

“jesus christ are you tryin’ to kill me?” he smirks

or just tell him he can ask the questions he has

he’s like chris, asking the usual questions

and of course

“can i touch them?” he asks with his cheeky smile

#jackass #bam margera #johnny knoxville #chris pontius #bam margera headcanons #johnny knoxville headcanons #chris pontius headcanons #bam margera x reader #johnny knoxville x reader #chris pontius x reader #ryan dunn #steveo #dave england #steve o #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville smut #bam margera smut #chris pontius smut #jackass smut

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can’t wait for you to get back to writing omg obsessed with your stuff !!!!

thanks!! definitely gonna try and write some more stuff soon- stay tuned! :)

#anon

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would you please be able to make a masterlist if u haven’t already? love ur work, ur so talented 🫶🏼

i can try !! i have no clue how, but i’ll give it a go

&&& thank u so much!!!! ur so sweet ily

#anon

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i want to be a man in the way that bam margera is a man

#real af #bam margera #jackass #cky

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#my boys #jackass

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okay i think i’m just gonna revamp my blog which will make me feel better about it !!

also i’m sorry i can’t reply to people, this isn’t my main acc :(((

guys i am so tempted to delete this blog like

is there any of u still here

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can you do

i can try

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guys i am so tempted to delete this blog like

is there any of u still here

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oh to get wasted with pj 💋

#need him #johnny knoxville

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having many thoughts,,, of being bams sister,, and having a secret relationship with ryan

#head full #maybe i’ll write something #jackass #ryan dunn #bam margera #ryan dunn x reader

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duddddeeee okay so imagine reader is put in a kinda sexy outfit for a prank and the members are all just flustered as fuck while talking and teasing her

i LOVE this

fem!reader, kinda went off track lol sorryyyy

when you fluster (?) the guys

you’re wearing a nurse outfit you found in your trailer

but the skirt is far too short and the shirt is a tad bit too tight

you know you were put in this outfit to be a ‘distraction’

you don’t mind it though

all eyes are on you and you’re loving it

you’re not sure who’s idea it was, your bet is on spike

regardless of who’s idea it was, it’s getting lots of positive reactions

you casually walk up to the boys who are all sat in an almost circle, talking about stunts they have to do or have done in the past

knoxville is speaking as you walk towards them but he instantly loses his train of thought

not seeing you, bam starts to make fun of johnny for it while taking a sip of his beer

but chokes slightly as he notices you, cheeks going red as you give him a knowing look

“where’s this little get up from?” chris says

“dunno, it was in my trailer with a note saying for me to put it on”

“ok, who’s idea was this?” dave says after looking you up and down, trying his hardest to avoid eye contact

steveo wolf whistles you, telling you to spin

“yeah y/n, spin” wee man says

you do a spin and you hear murmurs of “damn” and “holy shit”

suddenly ehren has to excuse himself, causing the boys to erupt into laughter

“where you going ehren?” bam shouts

“no where!! it- it’s unrelated!”

you take a seat next to preston and ryan

and you fully realise that all your friends have a staring problem

and they all have slight blushes on their faces

it boosts your ego though, so you cant really complain

“you ever find out who left you that outfit? tell me, i wanna thank them personally” knoxville says with a smirk and a laugh

#jackass #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #chris pontius headcanons #ryan dunn headcanons #bam margera headcanons #danger ehren x reader #ehren mcghehey headcanons #dave england x reader #johnny knoxville x reader #bam margera x reader #ryan dunn x reader #steveo x reader

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Can you do an aftercare HC with Knoxville?

fem!reader

johnny & aftercare

sex with johnny can either be incredibly sweet, slow and romantic

or rough, fast and dirty

barely no in between

regardless of the sex you have, he believes it’s very important to give you aftercare

he’ll always praise you

“you did an amazing job, doll”

“my gorgeous, gorgeous girl”

he’ll clean you with a damp cloth

if you’ve taken it rougher than usual he’ll run you a bath

he’ll join you if you want, he wants you as comfortable as possible

gets you both ice water, and makes sure you drink enough of it

(hydrated king)

he definitely brushes your hair for you after rough sex

especially if he’s had his hand in it while you were on your knees for him

he feels bad for getting it knotty

he’ll get you fresh underwear / pyjamas

and you can chill and watch a movie together

or just listen to some music while you talk about whatever’s on your mind

he wants you to be as relaxed as possible

always offering you snacks

“you sure you don’t want anything? not even a candy bar?”

knox is an absolute angel after sex

#jackass #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville smut #jackass hcs #jackass fanfic #jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #chris pontius x reader #bam margera x reader #steveo x reader

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OMG BAM SHOWER SEX IF U HAVEN'T DONE IT ALREADY

18+ pls, hope u enjoy ;)

fem!reader

shower sex with bam

this definitely started because he just refused to stop messing around and shower

he’s been outside all day, practising tricks on his skateboard

it’s getting late and you want to chill with him

but he’s so sweaty

so you just casually drop into conversation that you’re going to shower

he can join you if he wants

2 minutes after you step into the shower the door creeks open

and bams there with a smirk on his face

“couldn’t even wait for me?”

he takes his clothes off and gets in the shower with you

absolutely no intention of getting clean

“fuck, look at you, my girl”

he starts kissing your neck and lifts your leg up so it’s on his hip

you’re already soaked from watching him on his skateboard all day so he slips in easily

the moan he lets out as you welcome him in is absolutely sinful

as he picks up the pace you start slipping but he just picks you up and holds you against the wall as he pounds into you

you reach your high quickly, bams whines and moans causing the knot in your stomach to snap as well as the relentless thrusts

you bite down on his shoulder as he empties himself inside you with a whine

“oh baby you’re killing me” he says between kisses on your neck

you both stand, embracing the water after your heated session

“time to get cleaned up now, bam”

“why? i’m only gonna cum in you again later” he says with a wink

#jackass #bam margera x reader smut #bam margera headcanons #bam margera fic #jackass x reader #jackass smut #jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #steveo x reader #ryan dunn x reader #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius smut #johnny knoxville smut

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this is my jackass playlist btw if anyone wants to listen🫶🏻

#jackass #ryan dunn #bam margera #chris pontius #johnny knoxville #dave england #danger ehren #preston lacy #steveo #wee man #jackass headcanons #jackass fic #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville x reader #bam margera headcanons #bam margera x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius x reader #Spotify