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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

#this is ancient history holy shit

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#IN HYSTERICS OVER THIS

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Yes YES draw this NEOW!!!! /lh

Happy pride month boys I will now preach nb butch lesbian Dark Choco all month

#dark speaks #dark choco cookie

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Happy pride month boys I will now preach nb butch lesbian Dark Choco all month

#cookie run #dark speaks #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #cookie run ovenbreak #yes that means everyone i ship them with isnt 100% a man

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Hey boys I need help. Could I get some song recommendations that are like-- parental guilt coded? I'm trying to make a playlist for Dark Cacao and I need more than 17 songs

#cookie run #dark speaks #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #dark cacao cookie

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#please

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really normal about the update trailer guys

#relevant #cookie run

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I.

I HAVE NO WORDS

WHAT THE HELL

#cookie run #dark speaks #cookie run kingdom #dark cacao cookie #caramel arrow cookie #crunchy chip cookie #cloud haetae cookie

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sega it would be very silly if you collabed with devsis again...

#i need them to come back and bring shadow and amy into the game please please ple as #cookie run #sonic the hedgehog

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Being 12 years old must've been horrible for them tbh

#cookie run #dark speaks #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #cookie run ovenbreak

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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One of these days I'll make a big paragraph or hell even a Google doc or PowerPoint analyzing why exactly Dark Cacao was a bad parent (still not an excuse lol) and show how much he's grown as a person and as a father. Maybe I'll also draw him and Choco talking over some tea or something teehee

#cookie run #dark speaks #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #dark cacao cookie

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

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IF SHE SENSES MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE-!!!!

Like???? It has to be mystic flour cookie???

Looks like she's about to break out!

#girl foreshadowed events to come and then went “anyways lol” #cookie run

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thank god they're back from their journey to self-recovery

#shameless self reblog teehee #dark choco cookie #my art #cookie run

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You know, the cookies of darkness is kinda like a cult. Cause most of them were taken in at their lowest of lows or had no other choice but to join. So here's what I think of em. (under the cut)

And I'll name most of em off.

Licorice Cookie: Dude was literally an outcast in every sense, it's assumed that his tribe literally fluffing DIED and that the magic he was good in (necromancy) is relatively frowned apon. He was an outcast, and likely starved of attention due to having no peers around him that he could really connect to beyond VERY surface level things, and Dark Enchantress probably took advantage on it, I could see him being given praise for his magic early on, but never getting any of that attention later. That very want for attention from one of the few who actually expressed any interest in his talents being the only reason he's still around.

Poison Mushroom Cookie: That's a child, probably an orphan, possibly alone because of their poisonous shroomies driving most away. Similar case to Licorice, the kiddo got attached to the ones around them and doesn't want to leave.

Red Velvet Cookie: He was born into this, came out the oven without an arm, and is (what I'm assuming) part cakehound, he was born an outcast, and likely has nowhere else to go. Red Velvet clearly cares about the cakehounds and soldiers more enough to keep him to stay. He has little other choice at this point.

Pomegranate Cookie: She was literally trained to be a high priestess to her village, and then learned that she was fated to effectively destroy it. I'm betting my right leg that she was probably DEVASTATED when she learned that, to learn that everything she has worked up to, she would betray. She trusted the mirrors vision over her own wants, and so she left to serve darkness, and (like Licorice Cookie) was given praise at what she done to her village, but that praise became less and less frequent over time. the combination of her having no other place to go, effectively destroying all allys she could have, the same starvation of praise, and her blind trust in Dark Enchantress Cookie leaving her unable to leave, not without a fight.

Dark Choco Cookie: I think this one was pretty simple. He was already pretty vulnerable and broken down on his own after losing everything to a sword he's stuck with. He got manipulated and brainwashed into thinking he had no other chance and that he was stuck forever. No lovebombing, no praise, just manipulation from somebody with a silver tongue. (His abandoning of the C.O.D. is something that could happen to any of the rest, but his already fragile connection made it a lot easier for him to break ties.)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: A (possibly robot) child who thought they were abandoned by their kingdom(and which they sadly kinda were). They were alone with only robots to comfort them, do I even need to explain this?

Matcha Cookie: Like Red Velvet, but kinda worse. She was deemed a failure and had EVEN LESS TIME TO GROW OR DEVELOP BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO WORKING FOR THEM (At least, I'm guessing she didn't), plus she didn't have cakehounds to connect with, just her plants.

Butter Roll Cookie: Dude was kiddnapped. Need I say more?

Affogato Cookie: If he didn't join, he would probably be dead. Again, need I say more?

So far, I think this kinda matches up with a cult, but if anyone has a better definition for it, do tell in a reblog or comment.

That's about it, if any more of these guys come out, I'll update this.

#this is what ive been saying for so long #cookie run kingdom #quite literally has cult behavior tbh