my sister said that she can't possibly be bothered by any alarm I set so naturally I've seen this as a challenge so I'm going to see how far I can go with this
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! This year’s zodiac is a dog! “Old mountain dog mother” They eat ogres.
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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Saw a guy with long hair in suit
Flatlining. Dead
i'm in suit for a signing thing for my education i'm so ANXIOUS
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omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.
"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket
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she’s happy that I’m back!
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world's shittest stalker demon vs world's least fazed cat owner
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For all my fellow oversharers out there.
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