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my s/i is known around campus as "bill's girl"

#typewriter dings #girl because they like the way he says it #b.b. #there's not a nice gender neutral of boy and girl

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bill would have no embarrassment whatsoever about having lipstick marks on his collars

#typewriter dings #he'd wear it as a badge of honor and gloating #like *yeah. i'm sexy. i get it.* #it: kisses and hugs from my s/i #b.b.

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got a very weird ask about a serial killer

#typewriter dings #we talk about dean martin here sir #wrong hacienda

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i know very little about football and bill knows very little about literature. we'll go great together.

#typewriter dings #b.b.

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junior and i would get along so well because of our knowledge of literature

#typewriter dings #j.j. #and bill BETTER NOT ask if john milton played end for cornell #/lh

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i was thinking about this gif again too

#cozy #typewriter dings #b.b.

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i love the wrinkles though. they're perfect in every other movie, where he isn't acting as a college football player.

#typewriter dings

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how do you do fellow freshmen?

#typewriter dings #that's what he comes off like #jerry passes because he was only 24 #(still older than me) #and jerry was really thin in that movie anyway

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he's visibly got wrinkles. i'm 22. i don't have wrinkles.

#typewriter dings #that's why i imagine him younger in my head sometimes... #(looking! younger looking! so he doesn't look like a 34 year old in college which he isn't supposed to be)

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i chuckle every time i see the "football season" clip

#typewriter dings #unfortunately the only funny parts of that's my boy are unintentionally funny #it's not a good movie. i don't recommend it #bill's pretty though #and ummm college romance yippee #and don't get me started on bill's age lol #funny

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I'm practicing the instagram look for rocky horror. we're all seeing it and my roommate and i plan to go big or go home

#typewriter dings #slutty to the NINES #i'll be doing glitter and everything #it'll be that style but More #they call it snatched but i don't like to

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tape works wonders for getting eyeliner straight by the way

#typewriter dings #but my eyes did NOT enjoy that

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petition to consider eyelash curlers torture devices

#typewriter dings #it was ​my first time using one. #and it's scary

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my s/is are light compared to my f/os because i am Pale

#typewriter dings #and all the ones played by dean are tan and more tan

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this is a look for sure. good? who knows

#typewriter dings

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REWATCHING SITCOMS TO REGAIN MY SANITY → 4/∞

#the good place #television

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Dress, c.1900

@FIT

#history